BET Semifinal Game Day Haiku

[8893]

With Bouknight cramping
He needs to stay on plantains
For potassium

 

[Vancat]

Hope he feels better
Dude looked like a fainting goat
Hydrate, sir, hydrate!

 

[HuskyBoi]

Creighton wins first two
But we win the March matchup
Huskies over Jays

 

[Dove]

Huskies carry Bouk
up and down the court tonight
and somehow we win!!!

 

[storrsroars]

Bouk paid tribute to
Psychobilly band The Cramps
From CBGB

 

[Umami Zen]

Beat Blue Jays-It's clear
Dan wears red-Another gear
Hydrate Bouk-No fear

 

[TheChamps990411]

The real game begins

The March through March 2 more wins

The Big East is ours

 

[mussels]

Dogs with momentum
can only mean March is here
its a Husky thing

 

[8893]

The real game begins

The March through March 2 more wins

The Big East is ours

Please fix your first line
Real is two syllables
Hans is still sleeping

 

[Deepster]

Putting on the red
Air frying up some hot wings
In Hurley I trust.

 

[Get a Job]

Please fix your first line
Real is two syllables
Hans is still sleeping

I disagree sir
Real can be spoken as two
But not wrong as one

 

[8893]

I disagree sir
Real can be spoken as two
But not wrong as one

I don't think that's true
But you mojo how you do
Hope it's not doo-doo

 

[Huskybass]

Bouknight Bounces Back
Martin and Sanogo Shine
Just Win and Advance

 

[Ewekon]

Guys master Creighton
Huskies' best is yet to come
BET it gets messy

 

[Umami Zen]

Andrew drops a three
Andrea giggles with glee
Red Dan -Let it be.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

It bears repeating
Avoid ambiguity
Like real or re-al

It's like arguing
Who's more athletic between
Jackson and Burrell

Play it as a team
Coaches, players, and Yarders
Pull sled together

So far, thread seems clean
Mojo is self-determined
But don't push too far

Consider next one
"Big East Tourney," "B-E-T,"
or just the word "bet?"

Guys master Creighton
Huskies' best is yet to come
BET it gets messy

"Big East Tournament?"
Too clever by a half, or,
too many options?

 

[Waquoit]

Andrew drops a three
Andrea giggles with glee
Red Dan -Let it be.

A Little worried
About the wife fixation
Unhealthy, maybe

 

[Ewekon]

Hans, that a long way
to say that it's a bad pun?
It was PG - fun

 

[Waquoit]

I liked Paul Silas
Hear the Blue Jays have good fans
They'll take the L well

 

[Umami Zen]

Family Haiku
About Son-Mother-Father
No need to bother

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Bluejays don't migrate,
but this band in MSG
is warming the bus.

 

[Kolumbo]

It bears repeating
Avoid ambiguity
Like real or re-al

It's like arguing
Who's more athletic between
Jackson and Burrell

Play it as a team
Coaches, players, and Yarders
Pull sled together

So far, thread seems clean
Mojo is self-determined
But don't push too far

Consider next one
"Big East Tourney," "B-E-T,"
or just the word "bet?"


"Big East Tournament?"
Too clever by a half, or,
like team, many options?

Six Haiku equal
one zero two syllables
The count is plus 1

Quis custodiet
Who will guard the guards themselves
Ipsos custodes?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Hans, that a long way
to say that it's a bad pun?
It was PG - fun

Counting is stressful
With 4 possibilities
It's even more so

Technic-ly correct
But, like protecting the ball,
play smart; seal the win

"That" should have been "That's"
You missed the apostrophe
Beware the 'too cute'

Time to step away
Seriously, it's stressful.
Someone else can count

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Six Haiku equal
one zero two syllables
The count is plus 1

Quis custodiet
Who will guard the guards themselves
Ipsos custodes?

I don't understand
And I don't care about this
But, to your question...

I nominate you
You've played dumb, and now cutesy
Now, be of service.

 

[Umami Zen]

Counting is stressful
With 4 possibilities
It's even more so

Technic-ly correct
But, like protecting the ball,
play smart; seal the win

"That" should have been "That's"
You missed the apostrophe
Beware the 'too cute'

Time to step away
Seriously, it's stressful. Someone else can count

Haiku Hans-Da Man
Always comes up with a plan
Commas--If you can

 

[ZenConn]

Game Two. Here we go!
Focus on the game tonight.
One game at a time.

No more cramps tonight.
Bananas and Pickle Juice
In a big smoothie.

Survive and advance
In case we have cramps tonight,
Wack them with our crutch.

 

[ZenConn]

I don't understand
And I don't care about this
But, to your question...

I nominate you
You've played dumb, and now cutesy
Now, be of service.

We have a winner.
Kolumbo nominated
himself to be hanged.

 

[HuskyHawk]

New stove is too loud
Seems nothing goes right lately
Except the Huskies

 

[EdgewoodNHV]

UConn Belongs Here
We Are the Big East Tourney
Huskies Eat Bluejays

 

[DALTX]

The message is clear:
Outscore and outplay Creighton,
Stay in the Garden