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Message: [QUOTE="ClifSpliffy, post: 4221258, member: 9260"] aboot a few years back, when checking my fav section in the super, the frozen pizza section, i noticed a new player in the game -oprah and her cauliflower infused pizza dough. wait, what? why would anybody do that? what's the point? sounded like another attempt by a 'plump' scammer to offer a 'weight loss' product. as always, ridiculous, but being an equal opportunity pizza lover, i bought one. separate from the usual scam of 'it's good for you, that's why it weighs around [I]half[/I] of a normal frozen pie' (check the weights on some of those holier than thou frozen pies-scam city), it had the patina of 'be cool! eat a healthy, weight loss thing!' from the lady who apparently could never lose a pound. conclusion? gross, and after eating a slice or two, i fired the rest of it to the 3 barking mooseketeers. usually those clowns just chomp first, and ask questions later, but this time they sniffed it and pulled off a piece of cheese or two, then turned to me with anger in their eyes as if to say 'stop holding out on us, where's the real stuff?' i immediately chased them out of the building in self defense. [/QUOTE]