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Message: [QUOTE="ClifSpliffy, post: 3262388, member: 9260"] recent pizza 'chuckles.' 1. seen on a Fiore coupon circular; '[I]Sheet[/I] Cheese Pizza 19.00' 'Build-Your-Own [I]Sheet[/I] Pizza 30.00' (emphasis added) can't stop laughing... 2. from another site: 'things a pizza delivery person would like to tell the customers': [LIST=1] [*]If you spent less money on over-priced pizza, you could have more money to clean your house [*]Supermarket pizza is only slightly less good than takeaway pizza, and about 1/5 of the price. [*]When your doorbell is greasy, it is time to stop eating pizza. [*]When you are so big that you can’t get out of your chair, it is time to stop eating pizza. [*]Don’t complain to me on the doorstep about the price. You should have checked that before you ordered it. [*]If you are one of the people who orders pizza every day for your kids because you can’t be bothered to cook - you. A pizza every now and then is fine. Pizza every day will kill your children eventually. [*]If you live in a house with loads of steps leading from the street to the door, please don’t order pizza. [*]If you live in a house with a ridiculously long driveway - ditto. [*]If you live in a huge block of flats with a broken lift - ditto. [*]If you want prompt service, please put a door number somewhere it can be seen from the road and at night, or enjoy your cold pizza. [*]Don’t order the potato wedges - they suck. [*]Double decadence is just low-quality cream cheese between two low-quality and very thin bases. Don’t bother. [*]If you live on a brand-new housing estate where every house looks identical - enjoy your cold pizza. [*]If you want pizza but don’t have much money, order the garlic bread. It is loads cheaper and just as tasty. [*]If you are a good tipper, word gets around fast, and the delivery drivers will be fighting one another to deliver your pizza ASAP. [/LIST] [/QUOTE]

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