Best future Sportscenter soundbites you want to hear this FB season

[NEforceUConn]

1) Wow, do you see that surprising UConn Michigan score?
2) College FB Coach of the Year - Paul Pasqualoni.
3) Stay turned for the battle of the unbeatens 7-0 UConn vs 8-0 Louisiville
4) These UConn/RU rivalry games use to be close but today UConn really laying the wood on RU.
5) Leonard Fournette down to 2 schools Alabama and UConn.
6) Our sources believe UConn Board of Trustees meeting on Sunday to decide on whether they will accept a SEC or B1G invite.
and my favorite
7) Gene DeFillippo to testify on federal charges concerning the ESPN/ACC conference manipulation case.

 

[UConnDan97]

1) Wow, do you see that surprising UConn Michigan score?
2) College FB Coach of the Year - Paul Pasqualoni.
3) Stay turned for the battle of the unbeatens 7-0 UConn vs 8-0 Louisiville
4) These UConn/RU rivalry games use to be close but today UConn really laying the wood on RU.
5) Leonard Fournette down to 2 schools Alabama and UConn.
6) Our sources believe UConn Board of Trustees meeting on Sunday to decide on whether they will accept a SEC or B1G invite.
and my favorite
7) Gene DeFillippo to testify on federal charges concerning the ESPN/ACC conference manipulation case.

None of those are as comical as the Courant's headline in today's web sports page:

"UConn Has Holes To Fill At Tight End"

http://www.courant.com/sports/uconn-football/hc-uconn-football-0811-20130810,0,2446624.story

Sometimes, reality is funnier than fiction...

 

[weyuo]

"McCombs has yet another 100 yard game as UConn puts it to the exiting Cardinals......"

"UConn clinches a bowl bid with a convincing _ _ to _ _ victory"

"The 12th man would not be denied as a packed, raucous Rentschler Field willed their beloved Huskies to the 10th win of the season"

 

[BoatShow]

"A sea of blue engulfed Rentschler field as Chad Christen split the uprights from 51 yards giving UConn a 31-30 victory over Michigan."

 

[uconndogs]

UCONN is heading back to a bowl game.........any bowl......

 

[UConnDan97]

None of those are as comical as the Courant's headline in today's web sports page:

"UConn Has Holes To Fill At Tight End"

http://www.courant.com/sports/uconn-football/hc-uconn-football-0811-20130810,0,2446624.story

Sometimes, reality is funnier than fiction...

And today, on both the website and in print, the title was changed to:

"Tight End Looks Wide Open As UConn Looks To Replace Experience"

If there is ANYONE on this board who thinks that we are not being monitored by the local press with what we say here, think again...

 

[Hoophound]

None of those are as comical as the Courant's headline in today's web sports page:

"UConn Has Holes To Fill At Tight End"

http://www.courant.com/sports/uconn-football/hc-uconn-football-0811-20130810,0,2446624.story

Sometimes, reality is funnier than fiction...

They changed it.

 

[junglehusky]

Bob Burton wins powerball, donates entire $70 million (after tax) winnings to expand Rentschler Field to 55,000.

 

[CL82]

1) Wow, do you see that surprising UConn Michigan score?
2) College FB Coach of the Year - Paul Pasqualoni.
3) Stay turned for the battle of the unbeatens 7-0 UConn vs 8-0 Louisiville
4) These UConn/RU rivalry games use to be close but today UConn really laying the wood on RU.
5) Leonard Fournette down to 2 schools Alabama and UConn.
6) Our sources believe UConn Board of Trustees meeting on Sunday to decide on whether they will accept a SEC or B1G invite.
and my favorite
7) Gene DeFillippo to testify on federal charges concerning the ESPN/ACC conference manipulation case.

I have to admit that I'm a bit conflicted on # 2. The rest are fine though.

 

[PolisHusky]

Smallwood among Heisman Finalists after impressive season leading UConn back to BCS.

 

[Srqhusky]

Tonights national championship game featuring Uconn Huskies v Oklahoma in a rematch

 

[UConnDan97]

They changed it.

I know. Look at the post before yours...

 

[Dooley]

"Boy, UCONN fans are changing the negative perception that they dont' travel well. The Orange Bowl (but also applicable to any venue) is a sea of Husky blue tonight!"
"TJ Weist has brought an exciting, up-tempo offense that is catching alot of defenses off guard."
"Looks like Louisville and Rutgers will leave the Rent with a taste of UCONN in their mouths."
"The Huskies get closure and send Randy Edsall packing after a blowout 41-0 beatdown."
"The B1G conference made a brilliant move inviting UCONN."
"Yawin Smallwood will look to carry the new Linebacker U tradition developing here at UCONN. First, Sio Moore wins Rookie of Year. Now Smallwood is drafted in the first round."
"Boston College attendance continues to drop after another 2 win campaign."
"Syracuse has yet to win a game this year. Looks like without Doug Marrone, the Orange has regressed back to their usual losing ways."

 

[NEforceUConn]

In other news, Brookyn Decker dumps Andy Roddick for Indiana Colts LB Scott Lutrus