Benedict press conference live here

[Palatine]

http://www.uconnhuskies.com/collegesportslive/?media=525769

 

[Palatine]

Only three questions, all about conference affiliation.

Politically correct answers.

 

[8893]

Thanks. Only caught the very end, where he seemed to be surprised at the lack of questions.

Nice to see that his suit fits.

 

[tykurez]

I think we'll have a few people who are disappointed their donut jokes won't work anymore.

 

[Huskyforlife]

I think we'll have a few people who are disappointed their donut jokes won't work anymore.

Nah. Now we can poach him like an egg.

 

[Dove]

Nah. Now we can poach him like an egg.

I hope he doesn't have an over easy work ethic.

 

[Huskyforlife]

I hope he doesn't have an over easy work ethic.

All these eggs puns have my brain scrambled.

 

[mauconnfan]

All these eggs puns have my brain scrambled.

Mine's fried too but I'm eggstatic about the hiring!

 

[8893]

Omelettin’ all these bad egg puns slide.

 

[August_West]

lots of hen-pecked posters in this thread

 

[intlzncster]

I think we'll have a few people who are disappointed their donut jokes won't work anymore.

We now have receding hairline jokes to make. How can someone get us into a P5 sans a full lustrous head of hair? Can't be done. See Warde.

 

[intlzncster]

lots of hen-pecked posters in this thread

Take a lap.

 

[cohenzone]

All these eggs puns have my brain scrambled.

Sad day for me. I don't like eggs and I love doughnuts. They hathaway of pleasing me.

 

[CAHUSKY]

I missed it. Did he say anything of interest? I guess not since we have 10 posts of egg puns and no quotes.

 

[intlzncster]

I missed it. Did he say anything of interest? I guess not since we have 10 posts of egg puns and no quotes.

We have better things to talk about.

 

[tcf15]

I missed it. Did he say anything of interest? I guess not since we have 10 posts of egg puns and no quotes.

Best thing he said: "This is a P5 program - all day, every day"

Obviously, something that we all agree with, but nice to hear him say that as opposed to "We want to make the AAC the best it can possibly be"

 

[Dove]

I just got laid!

 

[krinklecut]

eggs

 

[UConnStats]

I just got laid!

Power conference move confirmed

 

[sledog]

Schaum's Outline: Welcome to the Autonomy 5

* Competitive Excellence (16 n/cs since 2000)
* Student athlete experience
* Engage former letter winners
* Positive game day experience (Sell tix)
* Integrity
* Raise $

Q from AP: UC = P5? a: a P5, actually an Autonomy 5 program. Have n/c, supportive admin, donors, facilities. Job = dominate any current conference

Q: Jrnl Inq - How pro-active? a: Be a good AAC partner, but position to remain competitive nationally in all sports

Q: Jeff Jacobs - how to sustain competitive greatness since P5 has $$$ espec SEC
a: Have great people, will find way to provide resources to sustain national competitive position

Def more polished than previous guy

 

[tykurez]

We now have receding hairline jokes to make. How can someone get us into a P5 sans a full lustrous head of hair? Can't be done. See Warde.

So he's only got a Benedict Cumberpatch of hair left? Ba-dum-chhhhhhhh

 

[nomar]

^
sympathy 'like'

 

[mauconnfan]

We should get this thread over easy!

Sick of the crappy yokes

 

[Dove]

Set a timer for when this thread is cooked.

 

[intlzncster]

for you simbury people.