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Well, if we're going to have a beer thread, I'll play. It's about time we had a good thread on beer or girls or pizza. All the sports around here was getting to me.
A few beer facts:
1. Lobster beer doesn't taste like lobster, it's got a salty finish. I don't drink stuff with a salty finish--not that there's anything wrong with that.
2. Fruit beer is for sissies unless I'm drinking it.
3. Guinness is good if you like beer that isn't very good but used to be good before they cheapened the ingredients and invented strong beer that doesn't taste like someone spilled coffee in a glass of piss and Natural Light.
4. Budweiser is awful unless I give it to you in a glass and tell you it's Beaver Brook Mountain Creek Trail's new Feisty Blonde Chick. Then it is a delicious, refreshing take on the traditional American Pilsner that goes great with fish, chicken or when out in the sun.
5. Busch Light is good...well Busch Light is disgusting but if you like it, who am I to judge. Once you start making some real money you'll admit to yourself its gross.
6. Any beer made in East Windsor should taste like hair spray, cow poop and exhaust fumes. Sorry, I've just never been able to pin down East Windsor. Is it the skanky girl I picked up at Riverside that was from East Windsor, the really cute blonde that went to Suffield Academy and drove an Audi, the truck stop off 91, the strip bar, the dairy farm on a busy road just past a bunch of strip malls? Never seen a town with so little specific character. I don't think good beer when I think East Windsor, I think empty beer cans in the parking lot of the Dunkin Donuts on a Saturday morning.
A few beer facts:
1. Lobster beer doesn't taste like lobster, it's got a salty finish. I don't drink stuff with a salty finish--not that there's anything wrong with that.
2. Fruit beer is for sissies unless I'm drinking it.
3. Guinness is good if you like beer that isn't very good but used to be good before they cheapened the ingredients and invented strong beer that doesn't taste like someone spilled coffee in a glass of piss and Natural Light.
4. Budweiser is awful unless I give it to you in a glass and tell you it's Beaver Brook Mountain Creek Trail's new Feisty Blonde Chick. Then it is a delicious, refreshing take on the traditional American Pilsner that goes great with fish, chicken or when out in the sun.
5. Busch Light is good...well Busch Light is disgusting but if you like it, who am I to judge. Once you start making some real money you'll admit to yourself its gross.
6. Any beer made in East Windsor should taste like hair spray, cow poop and exhaust fumes. Sorry, I've just never been able to pin down East Windsor. Is it the skanky girl I picked up at Riverside that was from East Windsor, the really cute blonde that went to Suffield Academy and drove an Audi, the truck stop off 91, the strip bar, the dairy farm on a busy road just past a bunch of strip malls? Never seen a town with so little specific character. I don't think good beer when I think East Windsor, I think empty beer cans in the parking lot of the Dunkin Donuts on a Saturday morning.