At least six college basketball programs will be notified of major NCAA violations by this summer...

[Fairfield_1st]

I think McGill in Canada is straight in the NCAA's crosshairs. They're gonna get it real bad!

 

[Rocktheworld]

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At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if Emmett blamed ManBearPig and excused Kansas of wrongdoing

 

[UConnNick]

Or:
UNC defeated Louisville for the National Championship on Monday. It was a game of firsts. The Tarheels featured the NCAA’s first team of admitted non-students. Louisville was the first team of professionals to play for the NCAA title but were literally caught with their pants down when the UL cheerleaders, also professionals, decided to ply their trade with less than 2 minutes to go. UConn the undefeated regular season team was banned from the tournament for playing within the rules and succeeding.

I know it's a joke, but one of the reasons the NCAA was formed in 1906 was because college football teams were rampantly using "ringers", paid players who weren't enrolled in the various schools. Some of the schools which eventually became the Ivy League were the worst offenders. Harvard, Princeton and Yale were doing it. There was nobody to stop them, sort of the same as it is now.