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I mean, seriously, what is ND Athletics all about...?
1) Being really good at football when the players wore leather helmets;
2) Having a famous D-lineman pro prospect who's a bit of an odd bird;
3) Competing well in Olympic and country club sports, but not so well as to be a dynastic power in any of them;
and
4) Defeating UConn women's basketball.
Everything notable about their program is based on beating us--2001 NC, 2011 and 2012 national semifinals, 2013 BE regular season win. Oh, and they've played well against a rebuilding (some might say "declining") Tennessee.
In 2011, ND had a national championship just sitting on a plate like a fat piece of birthday cake, and they choked on it versus Texas A&M. Freakin' A&M! The worst "flash-in-the-pan" champion since '06 Maryland.
Bottom line: Skylar Diggins will leave South Bend without a ring because Brittney Griner exists.
But UConn needs a win against them before she graduates to re-establish the pecking order. (And before they get mired in the meh that is the New Big East.) Preferably in the BET, since those faithless Irish jerks busted up a great basketball conference.
DEFEAT. THE. HEADBAND.
What is ND Athletics? Not a traitorous Benedict Arnold--since they were never a full conference affiliate, anyway--but a mercenary remora that sucks the blood out of any league it gets its greedy teeth into. You'll learn, ACC. You'll learn.
1) Being really good at football when the players wore leather helmets;
2) Having a famous D-lineman pro prospect who's a bit of an odd bird;
3) Competing well in Olympic and country club sports, but not so well as to be a dynastic power in any of them;
and
4) Defeating UConn women's basketball.
Everything notable about their program is based on beating us--2001 NC, 2011 and 2012 national semifinals, 2013 BE regular season win. Oh, and they've played well against a rebuilding (some might say "declining") Tennessee.
In 2011, ND had a national championship just sitting on a plate like a fat piece of birthday cake, and they choked on it versus Texas A&M. Freakin' A&M! The worst "flash-in-the-pan" champion since '06 Maryland.
Bottom line: Skylar Diggins will leave South Bend without a ring because Brittney Griner exists.
But UConn needs a win against them before she graduates to re-establish the pecking order. (And before they get mired in the meh that is the New Big East.) Preferably in the BET, since those faithless Irish jerks busted up a great basketball conference.
DEFEAT. THE. HEADBAND.
What is ND Athletics? Not a traitorous Benedict Arnold--since they were never a full conference affiliate, anyway--but a mercenary remora that sucks the blood out of any league it gets its greedy teeth into. You'll learn, ACC. You'll learn.