Dang - HogFather. A long, long time ago - about seven incarnations of the Boneyard ago - we had a potential match-up with Arkansas in the Sweet 16, and the Hog fans invaded the week before to tell us how they were going to whoop us real good and how nothing could prepare for us for the 40 minutes of hell we were about to get (we were the #1 seed and Arkansas was #4). It was a relentless wave of smack talk, which would have been all fine and dandy, except that the Razorbacks lost to #5 Iowa in the second round, and then the wave receded back into nothingness. It was one the few times we all rooted for a team (Iowa) just for the sake of keeping the Boneyard readable. Now here you are, popping by all classy with legitimate hooops talk. You keep at it, and you're going to ruin your fan base's reputation here!