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Any suggestions for a new name for the conference?

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Honestly, none of those names will make more money for the members to offset the TV deal. Why not sell the rights like naming a building? Is that doable? How much could the conference charge for a 10 year naming deal? Now of coarse, we hope to be gone, but a new team will take our spot. It's like job promotions. People and/or teams get them all the time. Stick it to the PC Dunk. Play in the Starbucks Athletic Conference. The $AC.

What companies would work? Which ones would be hilarious?
 
We could play in the OMW. The Oscar Meyer Weiners.
 
No responses? Does anyone know, can the new conference be the name of a company?
 
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Not really serious with these but:

The basketball conference should be called something cliche and uninspired that will nonetheless appeal to high school kids who fall for neon uniforms and limousines on their campus visits, something like, "The Fast Break"

Conversely, the football conference should be called "The All Out Blitz"

These teams also need to show they have hyperbolic ambition, so why not call it, The Cosmos Conference, or CosmicCon for short. When the play is good, the media will say, Wow, cosmic! And when it's bad, they can say, Comic!
 
upstater said:
Not really serious with these but:

The basketball conference should be called something cliche and uninspired that will nonetheless appeal to high school kids who fall for neon uniforms and limousines on their campus visits, something like, "The Fast Break"

Conversely, the football conference should be called "The All Out Blitz"

These teams also need to show they have hyperbolic ambition, so why not call it, The Cosmos Conference, or CosmicCon for short. When the play is good, the media will say, Wow, cosmic! And when it's bad, they can say, Comic!
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Rest of the Best Conference

Picked Last in Dodgeball Conference

NBA Development League Development Conference

Mystery Meat Conference

Excessive Travel Cost Conference

All Schools Left Behind Conference

Interim Conference

Make an Appearance, Walk Around, Meet Everyone, Make an Excuse to Leave Before Dinner is Served Conference
 
upstater said:
Not really serious with these but:

The basketball conference should be called something cliche and uninspired that will nonetheless appeal to high school kids who fall for neon uniforms and limousines on their campus visits, something like, "The Fast Break"

Conversely, the football conference should be called "The All Out Blitz"

These teams also need to show they have hyperbolic ambition, so why not call it, The Cosmos Conference, or CosmicCon for short. When the play is good, the media will say, Wow, cosmic! And when it's bad, they can say, Comic!
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upstater with the rare swing and a miss.
 
Dove said:
upstater with the rare swing and a miss.
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I'm bad at glitzy and cheesy. I wasn't trying to be unserious either (well, except for the last one). We have to think XFL, USFL, Vince McMahon.

In fact, we should get Bob Mould on the case, the ex-lead singer/guitar player of Husker Du. Few people know that when the WWWF was on the ropes in the late 1980s, Mould took over as lead writer and changed the drama from ethnic stereotypes to a lot of glitz and stroylines. Bring him on to write the new script--last I heard he was a top DJ in NYC.
 
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