OT: Andre Drummond

[UCDaveD]

Get well soon, bud!

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Stick to beer

 

[Rocktheworld]

Wtf an avocado??

 

[Poe]

Still managed to get 23 pts, 15 rbds, 1 ast, 3 stls, and 1 blk. Lost though, cause the rest of the team is garbage.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

an avocado??

Perhaps allergic to the nut in the middle.

 

[CardiacAndre7]

Really hoping he gets traded

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Really hoping he gets traded

*to the Celtics

 

[Rocktheworld]

Perhaps allergic to the nut in the middle.

But if you have a general allergy to avocados, even if it’s because of the nut, this wouldn’t be the first allergic reaction unless it’s his first avocado ever, no? Maybe just got some salsa in his eye or something?

 

[businesslawyer]

LMAO. In the history of sports, has anyone ever missed a game because of an avocado incident?

 

[Rocktheworld]

LMAO. In the history of sports, has anyone ever missed a game because of an avocado incident?

I’m willing to bet avocados are at worst top-3 if not #1 reason for someone slicing their hand

 

[UCDaveD]

Still managed to get 23 pts, 15 rbds, 1 ast, 3 stls, and 1 blk. Lost though, cause the rest of the team is garbage.

Well that and because Luka Doncic is an absolute animal.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

But if you have a general allergy to avocados, even if it’s because of the nut, this wouldn’t be the first allergic reaction unless it’s his first avocado ever, no? Maybe just got some salsa in his eye or something?

I wish I could locate and insert here an Onion-like article in which someone complains that, "The makers of avocado need to be more creative and finally move on from the wooden ball toy they've been putting inside their product for years."

 

[mussels]

I’m willing to bet avocados are at worst top-3 if not #1 reason for someone slicing their hand

There are frequently margarits involved in those incidents. Don't blame it all on the avacado.

 

[elmcityboy]

i googled drummond to find out more about the avocado thing and found this usatoday article where he says nice things about akok:

UConn's Akok Akok praised by Andre Drummond after breakout vs. Indiana

Far from his alma mater of Connecticut, Rookie Wire caught up with Detroit Pistons center Andre Drummond at an NBA Cares event the evening before the first of two matches of the NBA's 2019 Mexico City games. T

therookiewire.usatoday.com

 

[Rocktheworld]

There are frequently margarits involved in those incidents. Don't blame it all on the avacado.

Blame it on the goose
Got you feeling loose

MAN it’s been forever since that song was relevant

speaking of margaritas though, limes are probably up in the top 5 too

 

[CTMike]