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Thought Yale was out of iit, so got all the downstairs windows clean. She said I can take a break and watch the end.
 
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NHalan said:
Thought Yale was out of iit, so got all the downstairs windows clean. She said I can take a break and watch the end.
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Wait a second.... Let me get this straight.

-You were watching Dook dominate Yale.
-You go clean the windows and while you're gone Dook trips on their own shoelaces for most of the second half.
-You come back and Dook pulls out the win.

Forget this "Spring Party" garbage your wife is peddling, and get to the Spring Cleaning tonight around 7:45. Anything that puts Puke in that kind of funk is good mojo in my book.
 
There is no way this guy is as much of a pansy as he's trying to claim. If he were, his only time on the internet would be searching for guys to service his wife.
 
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I put my pom-poms by the wine station, but she moved them to the TV. She said I can wear my UConn T-shirt under a decent shirt.

Time for the party, boys & girls. Go UCONN !!!
 
HuskyNan said:
Geez, guys, us female fans demand our Huskies too so stop comparing the wimp with a woman. I fly through Charlotte NC a few times a year and I once nearly caused a scene at an airport bar when they refused to change one of the dozen TVs with a Duke game to a UConn game. My kids were horrified but I did get a smattering of applause from the North Carolina fans in the bar. I also had the UConn women vs Notre Dame game on during a Christmas party we hosted. There's no excuse for missing a game.
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hahahah Wasn't all women Nan! We've got a number of good ones on the men's board. You don't spend enough time on here anymore!

Plus, you should see @August_West 's wife. She's got more Mojo than 90% of the board!
 
August_West said:
Lol. you sound like a barrel of fun.

And the second beta has now entered the thread. We have a quorum.
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Lol
Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!
 
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August_West said:
Ok now you're just trolling . Good thread premise OP. But you went too far and blew your cover.
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"Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!"
 
FfldCntyFan said:
There is no way this guy is as much of a pansy as he's trying to claim. If he were, his only time on the internet would be searching for guys to service his wife.
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Boom!​
 
FfldCntyFan said:
There is no way this guy is as much of a pansy as he's trying to claim. If he were, his only time on the internet would be searching for guys to service his wife.
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He should give MervthePurvis a ring. This is right up his alley.
 
NHalan said:
My wife scheduled a "Happy Spring" party for tonight. I'm up in NH and the people coming are "churchy", so no one besides me is interested in UConn. She said I can have the game on TV with no sound, but I have to refrain from being my usual berserk self. Plus, I have to play the host and be social and make non-March Madness conversation. Right now she's furiously cleaning the house while I"m pretending to pay bills and my Saturday business work.

How do I survive this, beside making turkey sandwiches with ketchup?
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HuskyNan said:
Geez, guys, us female fans demand our Huskies too so stop comparing the wimp with a woman. I fly through Charlotte NC a few times a year and I once nearly caused a scene at an airport bar when they refused to change one of the dozen TVs with a Duke game to a UConn game. My kids were horrified but I did get a smattering of applause from the North Carolina fans in the bar. I also had the UConn women vs Notre Dame game on during a Christmas party we hosted. There's no excuse for missing a game.
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Thank you Nan! I can't even sleep when the guys lose! I drink the sacreds and will wear my Uconn 6th Borough hoodie until the tourney is over...go Huskies!
 
NHalan said:
My wife scheduled a "Happy Spring" party for tonight. I'm up in NH and the people coming are "churchy", so no one besides me is interested in UConn. She said I can have the game on TV with no sound, but I have to refrain from being my usual berserk self. Plus, I have to play the host and be social and make non-March Madness conversation. Right now she's furiously cleaning the house while I"m pretending to pay bills and my Saturday business work.

How do I survive this, beside making turkey sandwiches with ketchup?
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Put a TV in the bathroom and then excuse yourself for extended periods. It would be impolite for anyone to question you about this.
 
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