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husky99 said:
You must be a adam carolla fan. He talks about ketchup and how stupid people are if they use it
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Don't know who that is ... Oh wait is that the dude who did the sex show with dr. Drew?

Either way he stole my bit.
 
my friends are convinced of this and perhaps they are correct
Am I possibly the only person who has NEVER knowingly put catsup/ketchup on anything in my life (60 yrs)?
I was grossed out at the smell when small and never used/tried it
I do, however put barbeque sauce and Kens Italian Dressing on many things
 
When I was in college my roommate would not use condiments on anything. Nothing on his hot dogs or hamburgers. He would eat pancakes and waffles dry, no butter or syrup. He would also eat his salad with no dressing. Strange guy.
 
August_West said:
Hot Dogs? gross? Oh man I love Hot Dogs, but I will agree that your garden variety supermarket hot dogs are nasty.
I have a seasonal hot dog regimen.
Summer grilling months. Only Natural casing Hummels (or comparable natural casing and only on the grill) Man the snap you get on the first bite of a properly grilled GOOD natural casing hot dog is a revelation. Problem is I am one of the few who knows how to grill them right and can get a good char on them without them splitting wide open. (I accept paypal if you want my secret) I cant tell you how many times Ive brought a beautiful box of Natural casing hummels to back yard BBQ's and watched the host make a mess out of them. They arent supposed to split wide open. All the juices and goodness run out.

winter hot dogging. That is "water dog" time where I have a home setup to approximate an NYC hot dog steam cart. In these months my dog of choice is Hebrew National for the water dog treatment. Sabretts will do in a pinch. Water dogs are totally different than grilled Natural casings but are equally as delectable.

May I point out that in both cases Ketchup is skipped? Or is that a given?
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Anyone else getting the sense that August is anorexic? "Turkey's gross, ketchup is gross, hot dogs are gross."

Dude, you need to see a therapist.
 
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When did you start importing the regular upstate NY meals to the Hudson Valley?
Devland said:
When I was in college my roommate would not use condiments on anything. Nothing on his hot dogs or hamburgers. He would eat pancakes and waffles dry, no butter or syrup. He would also eat his salad with no dressing. Strange guy.
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My roommate would cut various body parts pictures out of porno mags and paste them in a notebook. He was a strange guy too - maybe they were cousins.

We really need to filter the word P*&NO with smuto....holy hell
 
Ketchup is just slightly above the most nasty condiment, tartar sauce, Which leads us to the only valid use for Ketchup: making cocktail sauce to replace tartar sauce for shrimp and fried clams/scallops

I have to restrain myself from stopping people who put ketchup on steak or eggs. This mac and cheese news is disturbing
 
CL82 said:
Anyone else getting the sense that August is anorexic? "Turkey's gross, ketchup is gross, hot dogs are gross."

Dude, you need to see a therapist.
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There's a great joke somewhere in there about him only liking 'natural casing' sausage.
 
intlzncster said:
That's a psychopath.
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It's been decades since I graduated. I haven't seen or heard from him since (not that I wanted to). For all I know he changed his name to Jeffery Dahmer after college.
 
intlzncster said:
There's a great joke somewhere in there about him only liking 'natural casing' sausage.
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Let's hear it
 
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CL82 said:
Anyone else getting the sense that August is anorexic? "Turkey's gross, ketchup is gross, hot dogs are gross." Dude, you need to see a therapist.
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Dude that was an ode to hot dogs. Reading comprehension, how does it work?

But yeah I will concede on the turkey and ketchup.

Also don't forget boneless wings . People are being scammed.
 
David 76 said:
Ketchup is just slightly above the most nasty condiment, tartar sauce, Which leads us to the only valid use for Ketchup: making cocktail sauce to replace tartar sauce for shrimp and fried clams/scallops

I have to restrain myself from stopping people who put ketchup on steak or eggs. This mac and cheese news is disturbing
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Anyone who asks for ketchup to use on the steak I serve them deserves all the shame and ridicule they are about to receive. Only slightly better is A-1.

In terms of "steak product" Only Steak-umms deserve the ketchup treatment and I haven't even seen them, let alone purchase them, in about a decade and a half...even though they are a product of the Nutmeg State.
 
Ketchup on scrambled eggs is an instant omelet.

Also anyone ever ready to cook a burger or something, and when you realize you are out of ketchup change the menu?
 
Ketchup is God's ejaculate.

I tried the green ketchup once. My brain refused to accept I was eating ketchup and, although I kept adding more and more, it never tasted like ketchup. Never bought it again.

I love how Ultimate Food Weirdo August started out the conversation by asking whether people like ketchup because it hits on every flavor the human tongue can recognize. Uh, YOU GOT IT, AUGUST. I won't apologize for liking something because it tastes good. Your criticism is like dismissing sex as an emotional enhancer; I mean, if you can't enjoy living a life of celibacy filled with adult things like reading a good book with your wife next to you on the couch, then there must be something wrong with you, right?

Keep doing what you're doing though. What's next? Famous kid food ice cream?
 
I had ketchup this morning on my hash browns from DD. Then again I just ate hash browns from DD so what does that exactly say about me? Ha
 
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August_West said:
Hot Dogs? gross? Oh man I love Hot Dogs, but I will agree that your garden variety supermarket hot dogs are nasty.
I have a seasonal hot dog regimen.
Summer grilling months. Only Natural casing Hummels (or comparable natural casing and only on the grill) Man the snap you get on the first bite of a properly grilled GOOD natural casing hot dog is a revelation. Problem is I am one of the few who knows how to grill them right and can get a good char on them without them splitting wide open. (I accept paypal if you want my secret) I cant tell you how many times Ive brought a beautiful box of Natural casing hummels to back yard BBQ's and watched the host make a mess out of them. They arent supposed to split wide open. All the juices and goodness run out.

winter hot dogging. That is "water dog" time where I have a home setup to approximate an NYC hot dog steam cart. In these months my dog of choice is Hebrew National for the water dog treatment. Sabretts will do in a pinch. Water dogs are totally different than grilled Natural casings but are equally as delectable.

May I point out that in both cases Ketchup is skipped? Or is that a given?
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I dig your hot dog game. When I was back in CT. It was always Hummels or Mucke's. My favorite dog combination has always been chili, mustard and kraut.
 
8893 said:
Yes, heaven forbid you defile that pristine food by adding something as impure as ketchup.
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How far have you fallen? From resident foodie to abusing your food with red sugar! Another idol fallen. Know I just see you putting ketchup on your Wooster Street white clam pizza.
 
David 76 said:
How far have you fallen? From resident foodie to abusing your food with red sugar! Another idol fallen. Know I just see you putting ketchup on your Wooster Street white clam pizza.
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Ah, the perils of idolizing humans. We're all flawed.

And I want you all to know that I accept the flaw in those of you who are unable to appreciate the greatness that is Heinz Tomato Ketchup. Specific ageusia is a genetic defect for which you should not be faulted or looked down upon.

I will stand with you despite our differences. But be warned that Donald Trump is coming for your asses.
 
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boog204 said:
I'm guilty of childlike ketchup usage... I will gladly put it on hot dogs, chicken, burgers, meatloaf, kielbasa, sausage, anything potato oriented and my odd ones, peas and baked beans.
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If my babcia were alive and read this, she would find you and slap you across your face. Ketchup on kielbasa. This board really is filled with the unwashed masses.
 
8893 said:
You finish off your Thanksgiving turkey yet? Or are you still boiling the carcass for soup stock?
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Of course I made stock with the carcass. Who wouldn't? It's liquid gold.
 
Was at a conference and we went on a field trip to a local company. On the way back we stopped at a diner. A fellow conference goer from somewhere in the frigid, upper midwest ordered a pastrami rueben with Ketchup instead of mustard. They said they couldn't give it to him. So he ordered one without mustard and squirted about half of the ketchup bottle on the counter onto it. Right on top of the sauerkraut.
 
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