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Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich commie!

I vote abstinence until Final 4.
 
August_West said:
Yes, before the game I shut up and ate a mojo sandwich
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For the record I did the same. I am wondering however if use of a Kaiser roll and/or adding provolone cheese (and then toasting it) may have led to our sluggish start.

I'm going to a stripped down version for Saturday, only turkey, ketchup & bread.
 
August_West said:
there is a hero today. It's not me. Turkey , or ketchup. It's not the judge , it ain't trump.

All of the above are good mojo but has become insanely apparent to me today, sometimes we need to remember our past.

I drank a bunch of different treehouse beers during AAC tourney. So I never picked up sacreds. I shopped for everything but no sacreds.

Anyway was drinking treehouse green during first half. We are down 9 . I ask my wife to grab me a beer.
The following exchange happened:

Me : could you please bring a beer? :: hears wife searching fridge
Wife: where's the rolling rock?
Me: I never bought any, I'm drinking the green
Wife: don't you need rolling rock?
Me: I forgot to get some. I'll just take the other
Wife: I'm going to get you rolling rock


She got back at halftime .

I drank 5 in second half


We win. I married a keeper.
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And don't tell me......you blurted out......"I love you"......
And then your wife said....."awe honey.....is that you or the beer talking?"...
And you said....."it was me talking to the beer"
 
August_West said:
Yes, before the game I shut up and ate a mojo sandwich
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That's good since you must always remember to
Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!​
 
August_West said:
there is a hero today. It's not me. Turkey , or ketchup. It's not the judge , it ain't trump.

All of the above are good mojo but has become insanely apparent to me today, sometimes we need to remember our past.

I drank a bunch of different treehouse beers during AAC tourney. So I never picked up sacreds. I shopped for everything but no sacreds.

Anyway was drinking treehouse green during first half. We are down 9 . I ask my wife to grab me a beer.
The following exchange happened:

Me : could you please bring a beer? :: hears wife searching fridge
Wife: where's the rolling rock?
Me: I never bought any, I'm drinking the green
Wife: don't you need rolling rock?
Me: I forgot to get some. I'll just take the other
Wife: I'm going to get you rolling rock


She got back at halftime .

I drank 5 in second half


We win. I married a keeper.
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Very nice of you to recall the original Boneyard Brew(designated so by yours truly).
That having been said, shut up and eat your mojo sandwich, you commie!
 
swami7774 said:
Very nice of you to recall the original Boneyard Brew(designated so by yours truly).
That having been said, shut up and eat your mojo sandwich, you commie!
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Hey Swami, what's the backstory? How did the sacreds become the mojo brew of choice?
 
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CL82 said:
Hey Swami, what's the backstory? How did the sacreds become the mojo brew of choice?
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The story of the Sacreds is a long, somewhat disjointed tale that I shall regale one and all with after me, Mrs. swami and the swamette(home on a respite from Nashville) enjoy a sumptuous repast of haddock on a bed of spinach. Chased, of course, with a Sacred.
 
After perusing a few other threads I had some thoughts:

Should we designate one or more 'Yarders "Commie for a day" for Saturday?

Should those who want to continue eating wings for mojo be instructed to make them turkey wings?
 
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August_West said:
Oh I forgot best part of the story. Halftime down nine she brings the rocks and says dead pan : " I bought a 12 pack because you'll need some Saturday"

That's confidence.
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Shut up and eat your mojo sandwich, you commie!
 
8893 said:
He's a drummer. He'll spontaneously combust, choke on his own vomit or meet some such other similar fate before too long.
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So you're saying I gotta get in early to mark the territory. He'll hopefully be too drunk to notice.

Or maybe he's into the cuckold thing? Lots if options here. All for the Mojo of course
 
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August_West said:
Oh I forgot best part of the story. Halftime down nine she brings the rocks and says dead pan : " I bought a 12 pack because you'll need some Saturday"

That's confidence.
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Don't skate on thin ice
She gets to do this, not you.
No complacency
 
superjohn said:
I rubbed oven roasted turkey all over my gentiles then had an Irish car bomb with ketchup as a chaser at the 15 minute mark. Game seemed to change after that.
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Post of the year!
Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!
 
August_West said:
Oh I forgot best part of the story. Halftime down nine she brings the rocks and says dead pan : " I bought a 12 pack because you'll need some Saturday"

That's confidence.
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You don't possibly deserve that, you commie. Oh, and

I had maintained perfect radio silence throughout the game and post-game period, as I had to work. Heading home, I perhaps made a mistake by calling my 94 year old mother on my drive home. She lives in Overland Park, KS, which is where Beak lives (or used to live when he posted more often here). At the end of the call, she tells me to not be too sad............... ..... ... or to ......hilarious (had trouble finding this word). I became very down as I was totally convinced that she was trying to protect me from the approaching heart break of losing in the first round. She is remarkably clear for her age, but is still 94. So, I came home and got a drink and started watching. Followed half-time rituals and found UConn ahead 66-53 with only 2:41 left. I thought, "Did she play me?" "My 94 year old mother, did she set me up and mess with me because she roots for KU?" This was a radical turn of events. So, it turned out that she did know the outcome of the UConn game when we had spoken earlier, and made it clear who she was rooting for (KU). She remained rather coy about the whole thing afterward, but it was quite a surprise to me that the Huskies held on to win after a virtuoso performance (relatively speaking) in the second half.

Yes, it would appear that I have an evil, 94 year old mother who chose this day to mess with me. I was totally convinced it was over. Of course, this had no basis in reality, but it reminds me that the mojo is strong and wild right now.



And remember,










Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!
 
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