A or B?

[Kenny11]

I get yelled at every time I do it so I guess I'm doing it the wrong way, whatever that is.

 

[Madmannsucks]

Mine sits on the vanity next to the toilet most of the time.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

I honestly don’t even pay attention to this and have never understood how it is such a big deal.

 

[Sky ball]

We Debate Left or Right in my house.

 

[bazz&boujee]

Scott's toilet paper is the gold standard. Charmin is too soft and clogs toilets

too soft???? no such thing. nothing is too soft for this bum.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Mine sits on the vanity next to the toilet most of the time.

My wife is a black belt in using the last piece, taking a new roll out and putting it on the window sill next to the TP but ever actually changing it.

 

[White Dwarf]

I switched to vertical tp holders

 

[SouleMan]

B. Final answer. Easier to reach and less likely to result in a prematurely unfurled roll.

 

[ZenConn]

C. Bidet

 

[jibsey]

C. Freerolling.

 

[J187Money]

Cottonelle and it's ridges result in a higher preponderance of dingleberries.

Maybe you are doing it wrong

 

[UConnNick]

Of course the correct answer is B, if you are any sort of patriotic, freedom-loving American.

"You musn't walk this way. A good Turk (or American) always walks to the right. Left is communist. Right is good."

And now we're headed for the big Cesspool.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

The answer is A for those not sure

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Each has its advantages, depending on the hardware location and the access provided to the end user. Yes, end user.

 

[BNich]

Avg American should be split into avg American woman vs man.

Women go through that stuff like a wino through a vineyard.

This is absolutely true. An ex gf of mine use to use it like it was her job.

 

[BlueDogs]

A is always wrong. B people understand the functional defect with A. A is usually against the wall requiring more effort to grab hold it. A is not visible in a tight roll position and requires the investigatory turn. B is just bad.

 

[whosurdaddy2720]

Personally, it's B all day every day and twice on Sundays for me.

But to be fair, it was pointed out to me by a friend that B has significant disadvantages with certain pets in the house.

Probably the best and only argument in favor of A.

 

[LBird33]

That is ABSURD!!

It might not all be used as you think. Some people use it as a nose blower too

 

[joober jones]

This reminds me of a professor I had in college who was obsessed with Northern toilet paper. This was back when "Quilted" was not yet part of the title. Every example/word problem that whole semester involved Northern in some way.

 

[Stainmaster]

I for one am pleased there is a site called poopreport.com.

@FartMan69 where you at

 

[kobe]

what kind of monster chooses A? i dont wanna live in a world where those people exist.

 

[Bonk]

Option C: just resting it on top because you're too lazy to actually put it on the bar

 

[Scoe]

Never thought of this but thanks to this educational topic by the op definetly B, in a public stall it's usually A not by choice.

When I have the time and in the comfort of my own home I choose to shower right after the power dump kill 2 birds with one stone and save some toilet paper and time.

 

[CL82]

Who cares as long as I don't have to wipe my ass with my hand or a sock.

Wait when have you ever.... ahhhh, never mind. I don't even want to know.

Note to self: Don't shake hands with @Northbound.

 

[Scoe]

Option C: just resting it on top because you're too lazy to actually put it on the bar

Right like those stalls that have the toilet paper dispenser that falls apart, I know what you mean though I have a broken toilet paper rack so I just said f it I'll just put it on top.

 

[CL82]

The average American uses three rolls per week.

Sure, if average American happens to have dysentery.

 

[Tucker]

Not that I give a crap but I think it’s B. How else would you see the nice pointy design the hotel staff puts on the last sheet?

 

[storrsroars]

Sure, if average American happens to have dysentery.

You kidding? Are you not married? Every one of my wives and gfs use 3-5x the amount of TP I do.

I fondly recall being in Xochimilco with ex #2 when she needed to use the facilities. The public WC there was basically a pit toilet with a wooden seat and you had to pay 10 centavos for TP - and the little girl collecting the money gave you 3 single ply sheets. My wife only had to do #1, but it's probably a good thing she had no Spanish language skills as I was unwilling to literally translate what she said to that poor muchacha.

 

[storrsroars]

Not that I give a crap but I think it’s B. How else would you see the nice pointy design the hotel staff puts on the last sheet?

Won't be long until the cat-friendly hotels start changing to A...

 

[CL82]

You kidding?

No I am serious. Dysentery is a very serious disease that can cause frequent watery bowl movements. I encourage all here to avoid risky situations that can cause exposure to it, like drinking tainted water or shaking hands with @Northbound.

 

[UConnNick]

Not that I give a crap but I think it’s B. How else would you see the nice pointy design the hotel staff puts on the last sheet?

If you don't give a crap, no wonder you're ambivalent.