A Happy Paddy's Day to all

[Zorro]

Saint Patrick was a gentleman, who through strategy and stealth
Drove all the snakes from Ireland, raise a bumper to his health!
But not too many bumpers, lest we lose ourselves and then
Forget the good Saint Patrick, and see the snakes again!
--Unknown

And what do you get if you cross a shamrock with poison ivy? A rash of good luck.

 

[2ndCity]

How do you get an Irishman on the roof?

Tell him the drinks are on the house.

Ta-dum, tish!

 

[easttexastrash]

This is an awfully Notre Dame-slanted thread.

 

[Dove]

What do you call a Kerry man under a wheel barrow?


A mechanic.

 

[UConnChapette]

Limericks are good on St. Patty's Day. I'll start...

In the post she maintains a strong stance
and Stef Dolson's the queen of the dance
When the ball flies at Geno
Stef wonders "will he know
If I mimic his get away prance?"

 

[wire chief]

And tonight we find out which serpents we vanquish.