A Butler Served Haiku Thread

[Dove]

A red Solo Cup
will hold my game night bev'ridge.
Oh, I love this team.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Tuesday at XL
Can the Butler do it? No!
Nada for Matta

 

[storrsroars]

Wasn't expecting
First haiku of thread to be
Toby Keith tribute

The late country star
Died at 62, which is
More than Butler scores

 

[RedStickHusky]

No time for your bull
Bullfrog, bull moose, or bull dog
Get the XL L

 

[Kolumbo]

Butler plays checkers
UConn plays much higher chess
We call it Castling

butler will not score
Huskies play defense and run
Offense, win big time

 

[Son of Robert]

Butler on a roll
wins AT Creighton and Marquette
Clingan, with a game

 

[drayenob]

Tuesday Eight Thirty
Bull dogs streak comes to an end
Bye Bye Thad Matta

 

[Doctor Hoop]

A win on the road
Against the Creighton Blue Jays?
The Butler did it!!

Huskies are not awed
Bulldogs are not built to run
Go home with an 'L"

 

[UconnMICK]

Butler will soon ask…
Who the heck whacked us tonight?
The Huskies did it!!!

 

[QuickDraw]

how ever it goes
the butler didn't do it
and couldn't do it

 

[RedDog]

Who's the best Butler?
Rhett, Benson, Lynn Belvedere?
I select Caron!

 

[huskyjawz]

Battle of the dogs
Huskies better than bulldogs
Say, We're number one!

 

[Chosen]

Tonight is game night
Butler has a winning streak
Butler gets the L

 

[DALTX]

B is for Boneyard
U is for UConn Huskies
Posh is for Posh Spice

 

[jayteeman]

John sang hey bulldog
Imagine no possessions
Easy if you can

 

[FfldCntyFan]

I am beginning
To wonder about Sprungfeld
He lost his fanhood

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Late to haiku thread,
I see 15 for 15
Here's number 16

 

[Dove]

Late to haiku thread,
I see 15 for 15
Here's number 16

To quote John McLain...
"Welcome to the party, pal."
Butler dyin' hard.

 

[JungleLobo]

Named after Alfred,
Serving up baskets,
Lots of dog poop.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Named after Alfred,
Serving up baskets,
Lots of dog poop.

17 haikus
followed by this 5-5-4
head scratcher. Awkward

 

[JungleLobo]

17 haikus
followed by this nerd
head scratcher. Poop!

 

[storrsroars]

Jungle Lobo seems
Like the party guest with runs
Who sprays bowl, no flush.