2024 UConn Football Commit - Nick Evers (Flower Mound, Texas)

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Until we land a player using six mail order bribes and an elephant to ride around campus, we’re not doing enough.

“I was going to go to Alabama because they offered me a Camaro and then UConn showed up with a harem and gave me this elephant.”

In Storrs Fishy lest you forget it better be a Mastodon. That poor Elephant would need a blanky 8 months a year. Could be a good revenue generator for the AD though for UConn elephant blanky sponsors.

 

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