You started strong here. You suggest that I should be disappointed in myself for thinking that I'm a wordsmith. It's different. I commend you, but unfortunately, you are misguided. I never suggested that I am a wordsmith, just that you're ability to craft an insult that is different from any other you try is abysmal.
You keep it going! Insulting my manhood! It's not original, nor does it address that I'm commenting on your inability to form a unique insult for me to laugh at, but at least you are going for the throat now! Nor am I suggesting that I am intelligent, just that you have less intellectual capacity than a lobotomy patient.
But, yet, you just can't help yourself. Again with the "we're in different conferences thing?" Come on bugs, you had so much promise! Develop it further. I believe in you!!!!
Well, if you want to win the "I'm smarter than you in the insult department" contest ....while I take the "we were wanted by the Big Ten Conference and you weren't" contest....we can call it even.