Paging @businesslawyer and @BigErnMcCracken ... @ will just it up.I hope this is tied up in years of litigation and that the proceedings ruin both parties to the point of destitution.
In short, Yes this is the one time I want lawyers to be lawyers
BL has never litigated and BigErnWhatever never passed the bar. Good choices to keep this tied up.
How much did you pay?One of the few times I have been in court for litigation (with local counsel), I literally talked the other side out of its case before we got to the judge and the plaintiff asked to dismiss his papers. Top that.
How much did you pay?
"Your honor, I'd like to make a motion."BL has never litigated and BigErnWhatever never passed the bar. Good choices to keep this tied up.
It's been about 20 minutes now, has the lawsuit been thrown out yet?
Shoe salesmen, slimy agents, hookers and mistresses aplenty!I hope not, i want to see a court case with lots of witnesses.
Judge Judy is not real courtNo. Nothing. I seriously showed up in court and heard the other side say "We read your papers and you are right -- we are dropping our case." If you think I'm insufferable here, you should imagine how hard my litigation colleagues found me to live with after that.
BL has never litigated and BigErnWhatever never passed the bar. Good choices to keep this tied up.