OT: Who Stole Charlie V's Toilet?

[formerlurker]

Charlie Villanueva (@CVBelieve) | Twitter

 

[8893]

@CAHUSKY , looking for pubes.

 

[Kenny11]

Was he ever teammates with Gilbert Arenas? Seems like something Gil would do as a prank.

Or maybe it was Rashad Anderson.

 

[Dove]

Was it made of copper?

 

[Mike Honcho]

 

[Bagel&Cheese]

That stinks.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Maybe Charlie had a real nice toilet with the ass squirt option. I was over in Japan for six weeks. Even some dive bars had Toto toilets with heated seats and bidets (No, I didn't drop a deuce, I just recognized the model). they had toilets similar to this at the location I was working. we all had to recalibrate our intestines to take advantage of these toilets while at work. Ours even had a music option to mask noise when you first let it all out.

 

[Kemba429]

Charlie is an interesting person. It wouldnt surprise me if he owned the most expensive toilet in Dallas.

 

[CAHUSKY]

@CAHUSKY , looking for pubes.

Not me. But, I can assure you..........Charlie V, no pubes.

 

[FartMan69]

Maybe Charlie had a real nice toilet with the ass squirt option. I was over in Japan for six weeks. Even some dive bars had Toto toilets with heated seats and bidets (No, I didn't drop a deuce, I just recognized the model). they had toilets similar to this at the location I was working. we all had to recalibrate our intestines to take advantage of these toilets while at work. Ours even had a music option to mask noise when you first let it all out.

After experiencing a Bidet you get sick at just the sight of toilet paper

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

After experiencing a Bidet you get sick at just the sight of toilet paper

Post handle?

 

[8893]

After experiencing a Bidet you get sick at just the sight of toilet paper

Thread/post/handle

 

[Chuck]

Maybe Charlie had a real nice toilet with the ass squirt option. I was over in Japan for six weeks. Even some dive bars had Toto toilets with heated seats and bidets (No, I didn't drop a deuce, I just recognized the model). they had toilets similar to this at the location I was working. we all had to recalibrate our intestines to take advantage of these toilets while at work. Ours even had a music option to mask noise when you first let it all out.

I despise the heated seat thing. My dad had it in his bathroom. Made it seem like you were sitting on the can right after a really fat guy occupied the seat for a long BM.

 

[8893]

I despise the heated seat thing. My dad had it in his bathroom. Made it seem like you were sitting on the can right after a really fat guy occupied the seat for a long BM.

Never had a heated seat or sat on the can after a really fat guy, but the toilet in our downstairs guest bathroom is piped to our hot water instead of cold. When we bought the house we were told they did that to reduce condensation in the summer months, which apparently used to cause puddles in that bathroom. Still seems kind of screwy to me, but whatever. I've come to quite enjoy the warmth in the winter months, but we have to be careful not to leave the lid down, because that causes condensation on the lid and seat.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Heated seat took some getting used to but the oddness of a heated seat isn't any worse than sitting on a 55 degree seat.

 

[Da_Aisijimo_Gou]

they had toilets similar to this at the location I was working. we all had to recalibrate our intestines to take advantage of these toilets while at work.

Wayyyyy TMI!

 

[joober jones]

Maybe it's the same person behind the Home Depot Toilet Gluing of 2005

 

[UC313]

Whoever pulled this stunt is amazing. If im jackin your appliances to hock em on the street no way im shutting off the water lines before im out the door with your goods. There aint a drop of water damage in that bathroom pick.

 

[formerlurker]

Not me. But, I can assure you.....Charlie V, no pubes.

This should have at least 50+ likes by now

 

[methodology]

This should have at least 50+ likes by now

I think it flew over a lot of peoples heads

 

[Chin Diesel]

This should have at least 50+ likes by now

I think it flew over a lot of peoples heads

Casual fan vs. Invested fan.

Casual fan does not know CV's manscaping habits.

 

[temery]

Maybe it's the same person behind the Home Depot Toilet Gluing of 2005

 

[CAHUSKY]

Casual fan vs. Invested fan.

Casual fan does not know CV's manscaping habits.

Invested fan would know he has no need for manscaping.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Invested fan would know he has no need for manscaping.

Knew there would be someone who couldn't resist the bait.

 

[InKembaITrust]

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