OT: What the Cluck?

[Chin Diesel]

Article says everyone is safe so it's time for jokes.

80,000 hens dead in a fire? There has to be some sort of joke in here somewhere, right?


Fire At Lebanon Egg Farm Kills 80,000 Chickens

 

[JakeTheDog]

UK offered blackened chicken.

 

[KingOPancakes]

How many chickens does it take to put out a fire?


80,001.

 

[storrsroars]

Omelet you ask your question, but it's no yolking matter - the firefighters get paid a poultry salary for the danger they face in having to scramble to put out that blaze.

 

[Phorcys]

Notice to parents: We at the Lebanon Public School System are happy to announce that we have added the following items to the cafeteria menus at Lebanon Elementary School, Lebanon Middle School, and Lyman Memorial High School, effective immediately:

Arroz con pollo, Bamboo chicken, Barbecue chicken, Barberton chicken, Bean sprouts chicken, Beggar's Chicken, Biryani, Bon bon chicken, Bourbon chicken, Brown stew chicken, Bubur ayam, Buffalo wings, Buldak, Cashew chicken, Chicken à la King, Chicken and dumplings, Chicken and waffles, Curried chicken, Chicken marsala, Chicken …

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[August_West]

Arson investigators are looking into fowl play.


Also, it really should've happened to a Turkey farm.

 

[tdrink]

I picture the whole scenario was like the flaming-bag-of-poop-on-the-doorstep-prank on mega steroids.

 

[mauconnfan]

Omelet you ask your question, but it's no yolking matter - the firefighters get paid a poultry salary for the danger they face in having to scramble to put out that blaze.

Nicely played. You can be my wing man any day because you always seem to be a leg up!

 

[Chin Diesel]

I had a three egg breakfast burrito this morning to honor those hens.

I know what some of you are thinking. How many firefighters for 80,000 eggs? My wife can cause that much smoke cooking a soufflé.

 

[Deepster]

Why do I feel like Les Nessman should have been the reporter on this one?

 

[Hankster]

Omelet you ask your question, but it's no yolking matter - the firefighters get paid a poultry salary for the danger they face in having to scramble to put out that blaze.

Heard a snare drum and cymbal in the background.

 

[Hankster]

I picture the whole scenario was like the flaming-bag-of-poop-on-the-doorstep-prank on mega steroids.

Brought back memories here. Normally a Halloween trick. I recall way back (thoughts waving over my head) this older guy went to stomp out the fire and his wife said "get away"! and she dealt with it. Wow. Cannot believe we did that back in the day. If my father only new.

 

[Hankster]

Notice to parents: We at the Lebanon Public School System are happy to announce that we have added the following items to the cafeteria menus at Lebanon Elementary School, Lebanon Middle School, and Lyman Memorial High School, effective immediately:

Arroz con pollo, Bamboo chicken, Barbecue chicken, Barberton chicken, Bean sprouts chicken, Beggar's Chicken, Biryani, Bon bon chicken, Bourbon chicken, Brown stew chicken, Bubur ayam, Buffalo wings, Buldak, Cashew chicken, Chicken à la King, Chicken and dumplings, Chicken and waffles, Curried chicken, Chicken marsala, Chicken …

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If you are talking Lebanon, PA, that is some cuisine.

 

[Hankster]

Arson investigators are looking into fowl play.


Also, it really should've happened to a Turkey farm.

August, you are going to take the Turkey topic to your grave. LOL

 

[August_West]

August, you are going to take the Turkey topic to your grave. LOL

or their grave, god willing.

 

[mauconnfan]

Nicely played. You can be my wing man any day because you always seem to be a leg up!

Or else he has me buffaloed.

 

[Hankster]

Interesting topic. Please keep me a-breast.

 

[jibsey]

It's all funny except for the owner who doesn't get 12,000 dozen eggs every day. If he gets a dollar a dozen, he loses $300,000 a month. Even at 50 cents a dozen he's down $150,000.

 

[storrsroars]

Or else he has me buffaloed.

See this leg? Pullet.

 

[uconnfan68]

It's all funny except for the owner who doesn't get 12,000 dozen eggs every day. If he gets a dollar a dozen, he loses $300,000 a month. Even at 50 cents a dozen he's down $150,000.

If he didn't have insurance, tough luck.

 

[Dogdeacon]

It's all funny except for the owner who doesn't get 12,000 dozen eggs every day. If he gets a dollar a dozen, he loses $300,000 a month. Even at 50 cents a dozen he's down $150,000.

And I heard just last week he was about to sign a massive insurance policy that woulda covered that loss, at the last second he chickened out

 

[mauconnfan]

If he didn't have insurance, tough luck.

Tough cluck?

 

[CL82]

It was weird story. Apparently the guy escaped on horse back. The good news in there was a witness and the police sketch artist was able to draw a good likeness. They circulated a BOLO for this guy:

 

[jleves]

How many chickens does it take to put out a fire?


80,001.

Not many posts make me laugh out loud. This one did.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. It didn't.