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Waquoit

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What's funnier? That Clemens is pitching Saturday or that he's in the same rotation as Scott Kazmir?
 

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if i was scott kasmir, i would jerk off with my right because the left has really failed him in life so far.
 

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Clemens is what he is - I think he'll always be a sideshow in the Pete Rose stylings.

I can't find any joy in seeing that Scott Kazmir is on that team. The guy is only like 28 and he's 0-5 in semi-pro ball. Not a happy ending, if this is the end for him.
 

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if i was scott kasmir, i would jerk off with my right because the left has really failed him in life so far.

Judging from the way you write, you should probably jerk off with your feet.
 

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Judging from the way you write, you should probably jerk off with your feet.
its tough because my pinky is broken. i get by.
 
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Judging from the way you write, you should probably jerk off with your feet.

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I can't find any joy in seeing that Scott Kazmir is on that team. The guy is only like 28 and he's 0-5 in semi-pro ball. Not a happy ending, if this is the end for him.

But at least he got paid. My brother had a buddy who topped out at AA. Not a tragedy, but no Kazmir.
 
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