Gameday Haiku Thread, UConn versus USF, Husky Matadors!

[Mano]

Where did Dove's thread go?
First conference game, so big!
Let's go whip them Bulls!

 

[Doctor Hoop]

South Florida? Who?
Directional school at best
Huskies win titles.

 

[Dove]

Threads cometh and go
like coaches at USF.
Gregory loses.

 

[Migs]

Felt like off season
These breaks are just way too long
Quick start is a must

 

[8893]

Wouldn't it be nice
To start by beating two schools
Directionally?

 

[CAHUSKY]

Creativity..............
Is sorely lacking today...........
I've nothing to add.............

 

[Dove]

Creativity....
Is sorely lacking today......
I've nothing to add...

Just give us some pubes!
Tight and curly, wiry
nests of wild pubes!!

 

[CAHUSKY]

Just give us some pubes!
Tight and curly, wiry
nests of wild pubes!!

I give you no pubes
Much like my guy Charlie V
Because he has none

 

[Son of Robert]

Road games can challenge
the team that is hesitant
strike with no mercy

Beat Matadors down
trample them like a mean bull
angered by the knife

Center court bloodbath
predatory dogs vicious
Hurley trained them well

 

[Alum86]

Boring AAC
Jalen has to hit the 3
Key to victory

 

[Alum86]

CBSSN
Obscure channel once again
Over after ten

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

CBS Sports Net?
Wonder if I can stream this?
Find out soon enough

USF [yawn, snore]
Gotta hope that the Huskies
Are motivated

Wensday 8:30
I hope this is no trap game
Yes, it's a must win

The late breaking news:
Suspension and injury
Hail 2019

Why am I so down?
Directionals depress me
Time to go get wings

Bear's in New Haven
Are wings really 50¢?
I really hope so

 

[ClifSpliffy]

yo. rocky d. bull
dawg bitness got no jitness
wit you. woof. later.

(bridgeportese)

 

[DALTX]

CBSSN
Justifies my cable bill?
If the Huskies win.

 

[8893]

Lagavulin, or
Caol Ila, while I wait
For our game to start?

 

[Adios]

yo. rocky d. bull
dawg bitness got no jitness
wit you. woof. later.

(bridgeportese)

West End safe at night,
Even walk at 2AM.
Just stay on main roads.