Gameday Haiku: National Semifinal edition

[Chosen]

We are in April
Time is here to play our best
UConn wins tonight

 

[FfldCntyFan]

What’s a Crimson Tide?
You don’t even want to ask.
Huskies will prevail


Step five of six on
Our quest to win a trophy
This is our mission


It appears Deepster
Is off the reservation
Judge Delusional

Valley of the sun
The home of our next conquest
We show no mercy


Dan and Cam Spencer
Are our new Road Warriors
The “Legion of Doom!”

 

[FfldCntyFan]

I will not condemn
Deepster’s anti-doom mojo
I do hope it helps


Sydney Sweeney, our
Adopted Mojo princess
Joins our hallowed cast

Thanks to coach Hurley
We have our mojo motto
It’s ”foot stays on gas”


What’s next for mojo?
A bulletproof Taylor Swift
Artwork by Deepster

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Kin of Forrest Gump
Will not survive the desert
Nothing more than shrimp

Bama has no answers
That state is rated so low
Number forty nine

My Cousin Vinny
Showed those from Alabama
We will always win


They do get credit
Letting Fred Gwynne be a judge
Better judge than ours

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Whether Bai or beer
We will drink to help the cause
More free range mojo


Taylor Swift may help
Add some mojo to the cause
There are many paths


Our retired judge
Deepster is the one true Stooge
Judge Uncle Junior

 

[Samoo]

Double digits all
Mojo working, bullet proof
6 in 25

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Mojo flows deeply...
Chhandayan. Holi. Raga
performance last night.

A meditation
to start the day anew, then
buy piss bottle Bai.

 

[61cygni]

Chips on their shoulders
More 'ships in the trophy case
No tide, just roll skies

 

[QuickDraw]

a win today proves
huskies can run in dessert
title game Monday

 

[mussels]

Bama plays football
will learn to stay in their lane
after tonights crash

 

[xclamations]

Noreasters and quakes
set the stage, all mojo week
Huskies, on repeat

 

[Samoo]

a win today proves
huskies can run in dessert
title game Monday

Chocolate brownies?
Tiramisu, tres leches?
All provide traction

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Al Davis quoted:
"Just win, baby," if by one
Or even thirty

It doesn't matter
That 'Bama thinks that they can
They will find they can't

Alabama has
The R. T. Jones Trail courses
That's its best feature

 

[RedDog]

Plan is quite simple.
Do what shopping malls have done.
Fully shut down Sears.

 

[Waquoit]

Fifteen-five is mean
Margin of victory for
Ski's over Tide all time

 

[6in25]

Crimson Tide will roll
Right TF out of ‘Zona
With a big fat L

This team is pure gold
Dan the Man has them locked in
W tonight

 

[storrsroars]

Nate has felt his oats
For his frisky team reaching
Final Four status

But accolades mean
Nothing on the court. Tonight
His horses go lame

 

[6in25]

Fifteen-five is mean
Margin of victory for
Ski's over Tide all time

Please repair line 3
Prior to tonight’s tip-off
For mojo and like

 

[OviedoFLHusky]

If you follow the
Instructions, it will help you.
Bai: "Shake well, then drink."

Shaking the bottle
Before drinking makes Bai taste
A little better.

And who doesn't want
A better tasting drink for
Watching UConn win?!?

I wish I had read
The instructions before I
Drank. Less "Ick" factor!

Now I will drink Bai
And enjoy enhancing the
Mojo. Go Huskies!!!!!!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Please repair line 3
Prior to tonight’s tip-off
For mojo and like

Yes to what you said
But wait there's more to be done
Take a look below

Bama has no answers
That state is rated so low
Number forty nine

Line one needs makeup
Not the time for hero ball
No unforced errors

Marisa Tomei
Once saved the day in 'Bama
With posi-traction

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Yes to what you said
But wait there's more to be done
Take a look below



Line one needs makeup
Not the time for hero ball
No unforced errors

Marisa Tomei
Once saved the day in 'Bama
With posi-traction

I can only hope
Correcting this one error
Helps bring some mojo


Tide has no answer
That state is rated so low
Number forty nine

My haiku errors
Do seem to be consistent
On the weekend games


You identified
The mistake I made today
Thank you Hans Sprungfeld

 

[Skiblets]

The crimson tide know
Basketball is not football
Plus Saban retired

 

[FfldCntyFan]

A new mojo source
Birthday party Taylor Swift
This can only help

For the above thought
I must thank Johnny R I
For inspiration

 

[jayteeman]

Bama drowns in waves
And then before you know it
The Tide will be out

 

[DALTX]

The reigning champs reign
Rain down threes, in their white tees
Hi, Bobby Hurley