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Did Geno ever hear back from Ivana Stepovaya?

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She's that 7'2" guard from Novosibirsk that Geno offered a while back. It seems like ages ago.
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Yeah, but she wanted a package deal with her sister, Ikannyet Stepovaya, and Geno's gotta think about it. Ikannyet plays the post, and she's so tall, that they'll have to redesign all the lockers in the team clubhouse.
 

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She declined, saying something about another cousin, Nadia Comonova.
 
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I guess Geno's not russian to follow up on that offer.
It might be that Geno senses a whiff of scandal about Ivana. Some UConn players now playing in Russia have hinted that Ivana has attracted the attention of a Russian oligarch who is enjoying the rise in oil prices lately.

Anyway, as the story reportedly goes, 'Pavel' made his own offer to Ivana, and she decided to honor his offer. And so it goes on, back and forth: honor, offer, honor, offer.
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It might be that Geno senses a whiff of scandal about Ivana. Some UConn players now playing in Russia have hinted that Ivana has attracted the attention of a Russian oligarch who is enjoying the rise in oil prices lately.

Anyway, as the story reportedly goes, 'Pavel' made his own offer to Ivana, and she decided to honor his offer. And so it goes on, back and forth: honor, offer, honor, offer.
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The rumor is that Ivana failed a gender test.
 

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It might be that Geno senses a whiff of scandal about Ivana. Some UConn players now playing in Russia have hinted that Ivana has attracted the attention of a Russian oligarch who is enjoying the rise in oil prices lately.

Anyway, as the story reportedly goes, 'Pavel' made his own offer to Ivana
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Yea I read somewhere he was salivating to get her on his team.
 

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It might be that Geno senses a whiff of scandal about Ivana. Some UConn players now playing in Russia have hinted that Ivana has attracted the attention of a Russian oligarch who is enjoying the rise in oil prices lately.

Anyway, as the story reportedly goes, 'Pavel' made his own offer to Ivana, and she decided to honor his offer. And so it goes on, back and forth: honor, offer, honor, offer.
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Pavel has delusions of adequacy.
 

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It may have been a personality/team chemestry thing. I heard a rumor that Geno had scratched her because it turns out that she is really a Tartar and extremely saucy.
 

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I went to a basketball game with a man who had dinner with a man who had dinner with Rasputin!
 

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I went to a basketball game with a man who had dinner with a man who had dinner with Rasputin!

I went to a basketball game with a man who went to a basketball game with a man who had dinner with a man who had dinner with Rasputin.

NEXT!
 

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Actually, at 47 Ivana may be just a bit past her prime as a prospect. She seems to be slowing down just a bit and losing some of her hops, so I hear. Her great niece, twice removed, Ivilla Steponyavich, however, is rumored to be already 7'6" and only a freshman at Trans-Siberia Tech, so perhaps she is in our sights. She would be hard to overlook. Or to look over. She is also rumored to be the great, great granddaughter of Rasputin (or someone who looked a lot like Rasputin). I am afraid that getting her out of the Steppes, however, would be quite a feat.
 

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Actually, at 47 Ivana may be just a bit past her prime as a prospect. She seems to be slowing down just a bit and losing some of her hops, so I hear. Her great niece, twice removed, Ivilla Steponyavich, however, is rumored to be already 7'6" and only a freshman at Trans-Siberia Tech, so perhaps she is in our sights. She would be hard to overlook. Or to look over. She is also rumored to be the great, great granddaughter of Rasputin (or someone who looked a lot like Rasputin). I am afraid that getting her out of the Steppes, however, would be quite a feat.
Maybe we could use a Steppe ladder. :p
 

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Funny thing I read on the orange board shes going to Tenn.
 
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