There is no question that they are all terrible people - Upstater is, in fact, a terrible person. I find Penn State fans to be a lot like Louisville fans, but with less of a tendency to stare in wide wonder at any building over three stories tall. (Neither of them smell good, but for different reasons.)
But, I just don't know if we have a sufficient density of Penn State fans here to justify your efforts. Even the good host, however, I am more than willing to head to the bus stations, brothels and AA meetings to round some up for you.
I'll let you know when I have them assembled.