Latest update on Geno - HIPPA approved - sanctioned by UCONN and in completely bad taste unapologetically stolen from "Quest for the Holy Grail"
Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead!
[A large man appears with Geno over his shoulder]
Large Man: Here's one.
Dead Collector: Nine pence.
Geno: I'm not dead.
Dead Collector: What?
Large Man: Nothing. [hands the collector his money] There's your nine pence.
Geno: I'm not dead!
Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man: Yes he is.
Geno: I'm not.
Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Geno: I'm getting better.
Large Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Geno: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man:' Oh, don't be such a baby.
Dead Collector: I can't take him.
Geno: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man: Well, when's your next round?
Dead Collector: Thursday.
Geno: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
Geno: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[The collecter paces for an idea, then whacks the body with his club, solving the problem]
Large Man: Ah, thank you very much.
Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man: Right.
