Only pizza worse than the above brand is Little Ceasar's regular round pies.
However, Lil C's Deep Deep Dish is pretty decent. Hard to believe they are made in the same kitchen as the round crappy ones...
But actually, I have had even worse pizza, both one-store independent places.
First one, the ex and I went to a concours car show in Napa, out in the sun all day... Went to find a pizza place in Napa... Wine country and all that, the pizza should be good right???? Probably so, but not at the place we selected. They had the sheer AUDACITY to call themselves "New York West Pizzeria"... Well, everything on the pie was awful. I think they used manhole covers for the crust, and the rest wasn't much better... We were STARVING, so we forced down a slice apiece to hold ourselves over, left 90% of the pie sitting there, and left for another place, which fortunately had much better pizza. That parlor is long since gone. Good riddance...
2nd one... Went up to Seattle for a relative's wedding... long wedding, followed by a reception with a little bit of finger food and that's it.
We were starving, ordered from a place called Acropolis Pizza (That should have been our first warning, a Greek name...) I think the cheese they use is Brie? Either that, or it was raw sewage... Absolutely inedible. I should have noticed the smell before I paid the driver... If I had, I would not have accepted the pizza and told the driver to take a hike. We then jumped in the car and found some other spot... That pizza was lousy, too... but nowhere CLOSE to as bad as that crapola from Acropolis. We were like, "Hey does anyone have a clue how to make a pizza up here?"
Okay, enough horror stories...