You Might Be a Boneyarder if.....

[Chin Diesel]

....every time you hear announcers or coaching say "players need to execute better" during the game, you crack a smile and laugh to yourself.

 

[uconnric]

...... you're moderately unbalanced.

 

[John Greene]

If, 6 letters (ESPN, BC) leave you either in a mouth foaming rage or paranoia induced fetal position.

 

[UMass]

If you won't watch a movie with Anne Hathaway in it just because of her last name......

 

[CAHUSKY]

You know what a "Conference Realignment Board" is.

 

[Dooley]

You know as much or more about academic metrics used to gain entry into the AAU, cable fees, market DMAs, and endowments as you do about the actual sports UCONN plays.

 

[UMass]

You know as much or more about academic metrics used to gain entry into the AAU, cable fees, market DMAs, and endowments as you do about the actual sports UCONN plays.

lol.....this was going to be the premise of my next post but you phrased it much better that I was going to...

 

[Dooley]

You pay homage to the most ridiculous looking set of test1cles anyone has ever seen AND you truly believe in His magic. (Yup, I just capitalized "His" in order to not upset the mojo)

 

[Uconnalliance]

If you belong to the IUAQ... International Union of arm chair quarterbacks

 

[UConnDan97]

If you have the distinct ability to separate "key tweets" from "non-key tweets"...

 

[UCFBfan]

If you have a meltdown at the slightest hint of another school being looked at by a P5 conference over UConn, even if said hint was from Joe Nobody on a local station in that school's own region.

 

[Durks07]

If you have an uncontrollable sadness and compulsion to binge drink anytime you hear the words "love and care."

 

[HomeKing93]

If you chuckle at the word "trailers."

 

[CL82]

You reflexively say f-u whenever someone says pee pee.

 

[BlueDogs]

You hate wallpaper.

 

[formerlurker]

If you defiantly stand in front of any red line you see.............

 

[jdb50]

If you tell the wife "someday we will be able to do that" as you sit mouth agape watching college teams from across the country move the football up and down the field all game long with long runs, pinpoint passes, trick plays, and other up tempo shenanigans.

 

[Carl Spackler]

....if you know it's 242 days till kickoff right now.

 

[Dove]

...faceless freaks on the internet make you laugh more than your family does

 

[CTMike]

If you believe in undefeated seasons...

If your wife makes snarky comments about you chatting with your "internet friends"...

 

[SHS72]

If it pisses you off that the 6 year rule hammers you while others flaunt it (Kentucky) or simply give it away(North Carolina) at no consequence.

 

[TheRogers]

...on our death beds when we reflect and relay how much the people surrounding us meant all these years, there will be a final utterance of Nebrich's final stats at Fordham whlie shaking our heads as we slip away....

 

[jackl]

If you are tired of the new buzz word, "Process". We heard it here 1st and now everyone is using it. Some management consultant firm is making a lot of money foisting that term on the general public.

 

[Marty Jackson]

you understand the word 'monitoring' is just code for 'there's nothing we can do, but we can't say that, so we'll say we're doing something, even if everyone knows it really means nothing'

 

[Palatine]

Your porch collapses and it kills more than two dogs.

Oops, that's you might be a redneck if...