Xavier Limerick Thread

[QDOG5]

The Huskies invade the Queen City
Musketeers will be shown no pity
The school that starts with X
UConn steps on their necks
Fifteen and zero sounds so pretty!

 

[Umami Zen]

The Big Dog Circus rolls into town
To show Sean who is the clown
We've got high-flying acrobats
Three- point snipers and "who dats"
Convincing Cintas who gets the BE crown!

 

[Malamute]

All for one and one for all
The famous Musketeer brotherly call
Dressed in silver and gray
It seems they can play
But sorry Robin, we take the haul.

 

[storrsroars]

Cintas is known for its cleaning service
UConn men play like a whirling dervish
X gets dizzy and pukes
Like a bunch of poor mooks
Thinking they were playing Rodney Purvis

 

[OkaForPrez]

There once was a player named Colby
Who out athlete’d all who would know he
Then along came a dre
Who locked him down all day
Leaving X surrounded like Dolby.

 

[DALTX]

The Huskies are wearing navy blue
On the last day of 2022
Xavier will try
But UConn will deny
While defending their #2