Where the hell is the Memphis Haiku thread?

[RichZ]

Memphis has good points
Dry Rub Ribs and Stax records
B-Ball not so much

Not about Memphis
but the best haiku ever
is the counting one.

One hundred and ten
One hundred and eleven
One hundred and twelve

 

[JakeTheDog]

We count our chickens
Hoping to hatch at right time
Lest we end up fried

 

[Migs]

Giffey was AA
Three star guards galore to choose
Best all time dunkers

Things to occupy
Forum space normally used
To predict our wins

 

[August_West]

 

[storrsroars]

I'm gone to Graceland
Graceland, Memphis Tennessee
To pound some p.ussy.

 

[CAHUSKY]

We suck dog balls
We will never win again
UCONN is the worst

(hoping the negative mojo haikus that led us to wins last week will bring us good luck. Im ignoring the fact that the one i posted before the SMU game existed)