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Message: [QUOTE="Ron and Vida, post: 3326625, member: 5936"] Why I [I]Love[/I] English football announcers: Describing a new player just added to a club: “He’s good enough to start on the bench.” Describing England’s woeful performance and early elimination from a World Cup: “If they don’t play better they will find themselves home before the postcards arrive.” Describing a certain player: “He’s not one to bother the scorer regularly.” Describing a late goal: “….scored in the dying embers of the first half.” Describing a player: “He hasn’t been on the ball much, but when he has, he has been good at giving the ball away.” Describing a player: He’s where Liverpool’s joy is going to come from.” Describing a dumb pass: “Lacked judgment but was full of hope.” “A nicely weighted ball.” Describing a player: “He can turn on a three pence.” Describing a foul: “Unfortunately Pogba won the ball by nefarious methods”. Describing a foul for excessive celebration: “Can’t blame Mata for getting caught in the maelstrom of the moment”. After Newcastle United big upset over Arsenal: “It will be a long and liquid evening in the tube tonight” Fifty Shades of Grey: London weather [/QUOTE]