Villanova Haiku

[Hey Adrien!]

When I was a kid
I’d ponder getting bagels:
What is Nova schmear?

 

[RedDog]

After Nova game,
Hurley once said “It’s coming”.
Well, it has arrived.

 

[storrsroars]

For those who think Kyle
Neptune wins today, stick that
Hope up Uranus

 

[UconnMICK]

Hickry, dickry, dock.
Who will be scoring the rock?
UConn more than them.

 

[jayteeman]

Nova must have saw
Defense that left all in awe
Better grease those jaws

 

[Umami Zen]

Nova wants our belt
Team healthy-Best we've felt
Dogs win-Cats just melt.

 

[RedStickHusky]

Nova in Philly
In the day, scared me silly
But now, not so much

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Mister Jay Wright
Is not walking through that door
Huskies dominate



They hired Neptune.
What move could be stupider?
Hire Jupiter!

 

[drayenob]

Philadelphia
Freedom, Saturday night fight,
Connecticut win

 

[Chosen]

On the road tonight
Tough game at Villanova
UConn wins tonight

We dominated
Creighton the other night so
We do the same now

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Nova wants our belt
Team healthy-Best we've felt
Dogs win-Cats just melt.

Most unfortunate
Highlight reel attempt done in
By a contraction

Punctuation rules
Team healthy; best [we have] felt
It's a layup drill

Mister Jay Wright
Is not walking through that door
Huskies dominate

Line one was one short
Leads me to wonder about
What was edited

[Gentleman] Jay Wright
Sartorially snappy
But not on the court

Con-fer-ence road games
Where attention to detail
Makes all the diff'rence

Review last game's film
Tighten the execution
Come, see, and conquer

 

[Umami Zen]

Nova wants our belt
Team healthy-Best we have felt
Dogs win-Cats just melt.

Edit

 

[mbt0512]

Just a few years back
A bit jealous of Nova
Those times are ova

They've got three titles
Honestly not all that bad
But still two shy what we’ve had

Let’s play a full game
Rebound, defend and shoot well
Give those damn ‘Cats hell

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Line one was one short
Leads me to wonder about
What was edited

Edited line two
Left out word that did belong
Was a bit careless

Should have corrected
Both mistakes of omission
Noticed one too late

 

[HuskyCLT]

Singing Taylor Swift’s
“You Belong With Me” - It’s a
UConn tradition

 

[David 76]

Respect for Nova
But times have changed. No Jay
UConn dominates

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Respect for Nova
But times have changed. No Jay
UConn dominates

Respect for Nova
[But times have changed without Jay]
UConn dominates

Missing or extra
Syllables elude counting
"Measure twice, cut once"

Singing Taylor Swift’s
“You Belong With Me” - It’s a
UConn tradition

Bugging FriarJ
Upsetting his 'certainties'
And need to be right

"Never surrender"
Diogenes wannabe
Picks battle poorly

Why so passionate
arguing something he hates?
Friar tradition

Edit

No need for "Edit"
Correction self-evident
But this ain't haiku

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Get us now he warned.
Should have taken the advice
Time to deal with it

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Philadelphia
City of Brotherly Love
My home for eight years

Never my Sixers
Goes double for the Wildcats
Huskies all the way

Neptune was a god
In the briny, murky deep
Not so on the court

 

[huskyjawz]

Philly fans are pigs
Does that go for Nova fans?
Let's make them suffer

 

[Kolumbo]

Huskies play team ball
Who is the Anti-Hero
All 5 plus the bench

Sometimes balls don't fall
Defense leads to points after
they just Shake It Off

Nova means no go
Huskies in any language
Are too Swift for all

 

[HuskyBoi]

Huskies and Hurley
Covering the full time spread
I've got 5 on it

 

[DALTX]

The top mammal of
The Big East is the Husky
Nova is no more