Villanova Game Day Haiku

[Husky Alien]

Road crowd loud and fierce,
Huskies rebounds in this game
UConn earns big win.

 

[RedDog]

Every year, bad loss,
At least that game’s behind us.
Nothing stops us now.


Nothing stops UConn.
Could be slowed by traffic. Damn
Garden State parkway.

Nova and vampires.
grab a steak (or stake) and cheese
Put it through their heart!

 

[Umami Zen]

Pride is on the line
Defend-Rebound-We'll be fine
Shooters gonna shine.

 

[Lafayette]

No two in a row
losses for us. Need the win
Resurgent defense!

 

[Son of Robert]

It's always darkest
Ross in the starting lineup?
right before the dawn

 

[mussels]

Every year, bad loss,
At least that game’s behind us.
Nothing stops us now.


Nothing stops UConn.
Could be slowed by traffic. Damn
Garden State parkway.

Nova and vampires.
grab a steak (or stake) and cheese
Put it through their heart!

They can take turnpike
So G S P no problem
nothing slows UConn

 

[Doctor Hoop]

It is getting late
The defense needs to show up
To reach the zenith

So move your damn feet
Stay in front and cut off drives
And stop the reaching

‘Nova is solid
Meet their intensity with
Stone cold will to win

 

[Dove]

Five hours, eight 'kus.
Horrific mojo stokin'.
Huskies win in spight.

 

[Dove]

Every year, bad loss,
At least that game’s behind us.
Nothing stops us now.


Nothing stops UConn.
Could be slowed by traffic. Damn
Garden State parkway.

Nova and vampires.
grab a steak (or stake) and cheese
Put it through their heart!

Red Dog's a bad dog.
Very first line a clunker.
Become a good dog.

 

[Ewekon]

'nova means "no go"
in Spanish. They go nowhere
against Huskies. WIN!

 

[Husky Alien]

Five hours, eight haiku.
Horrific mojo stokin'.
Huskies win in spight.

First line is bad for
Mojo. You got time to fix
Go Dove, go Huskies

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

My ignored motto:
"Eschew ambiguity"
If not, "Accept both?"

Examples this thread:
"Ev'ry" versus "ev-er-y"
"Ou-ers" versus "ours"

The first line counts five
The second line counts seven
The third line counts five

Care and do your best
Write, count, and post in good faith
Not all will agree

Whether a basket
swishes or banks off backboard
It scores as two points

Root for the Huskies
Attend to what matters most
Start a new win streak

 

[Kolumbo]

I don’t have my rims
Blurry as the snow flurries
Need to protect rim

No more rope a dope
Must play with eye of tiger
Huskies tame the cats

 

[Waquoit]

January swoon
Delayed a bit this season
Back on track today

 

[Deepster]

If you’ll notice, I saw the anti haiku mojo had run its course and I have officially removed myself from the pregame threads.

No one knows mojo like me. You’re welcome.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

"...like me" is the tell
[Nobody knows ... like I (do)]
Proper grammar rules

Narcissism drools
But, "You're welcome"? Bless his heart
He just can't help it