UConn vs Providence Haiku

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Up today early
But not really yet awake
Just checking weather

Louisville Death Storm
Snow, sleet, and ice are forecast
Through Monday morning

Food store shelves are bare
Weather has become the
news
Impressive enough

Flurries have begun
Temps will remain cold all week
It'll be pretty

Will I lose power?
That is the biggest concern
Past beating PC

Walk to reservoir
Return home to watch Huskies
Solid Sunday plan

 

[controlfade]

Liam’s ankle sprain
Stewie and Ross time to shine
Friars get blasted

 

[QuickDraw]

chance for others now
fortunate it's at Gampel
huskies like it cold

 

[Hunt for 7]

Today is the start
Sophomores will be the key
Liam will be missed

How do we respond
To the loss of our main man
Who will pick up slack

To keep us on top
Of a watered down Big East
We find out today

 

[Jaydumo20]

Speaking of PC
I don't like dunkin donuts
It's just not that good

 

[bluestreak]

Up today early
But not really yet awake
Just checking weather

Louisville Death Storm
Snow, sleet, and ice are forecast
Through Monday morning

Food store shelves are bare
Weather has become the
news
Impressive enough

Flurries have begun
Temps will remain cold all week
It'll be pretty

Will I lose power?
That is the biggest concern
Past beating PC

Walk to reservoir
Return home to watch Huskies
Solid Sunday plan

So my question is
When you're in the off season
Is this how you talk

Is this a habit
That controls your every day
Communications

 

[CL82]

Next up the Friars.
They think they are relevant.
Not since Ernie D.

No Liam today.
We will have to learn to win
Without McNeeley.

So mush you Huskies
And beat Providence College.
Keep Movin' on up.

 

[6in25]

A cold day in Storrs
Friars only wear habits
And Huskies love cold

We’ll miss Liam, but
I know the boys will step up
Huskies get it done

 

[Son of Robert]

And so we move on
injuries always a thing
players stepping up

 

[Husky Alien]

Today we are home
PC Friars will get fried
Time to step up now

 

[storrsroars]

It's eleven days
After Christmas, but time for
A joyous Nowell

Somebody else needs
To handle the ball, while Ball
Drains three after three

We'll miss Liam but
It's next man up, and the sophs
Will figure it out.

 

[Martin84]

Uconn minus 15
Uconn “unleashed in the east”
Uconn “running wild”

 

[Husky Alien]

Uconn minus 15
Uconn “unleashed in the east”
Uconn “running wild”

Martin84
Correct 1st line, Hans will like
Plus good for our vibe

 

[Scottobot]

Up today early
But not really yet awake
Just checking weather

Louisville Death Storm
Snow, sleet, and ice are forecast
Through Monday morning

Food store shelves are bare
Weather has become the
news
Impressive enough

Flurries have begun
Temps will remain cold all week
It'll be pretty

Will I lose power?
That is the biggest concern
Past beating PC

Walk to reservoir
Return home to watch Huskies
Solid Sunday plan

Good luck, hope the storm spares you and you keep your power on

 

[Samoo]

Poor little Friars
Or should we call them fryers
Huskies cook PC

 

[mussels]

I learned a new term
syndesmotic injury
but wish I didn’t

 

[Waquoit]

Keep the ball moving
Take and make good shots, PC
Will not have answer

 

[UconnMICK]

Look out Providence
UConn gonna make you wince
Leave the bus running!!

 

[6Nattys4Us]

Big Red in the House
Stew and Ross are sure to shine
Providence be sad

 

[DALTX]

Hot vats crackle loud
Friars can't find the baskets
Huskies feast on steak

 

[Hey Adrien!]

It's their Super Bowl:
So, if we win this Sunday,
another title?

 

[RuffRuff]

Dunkmasters doinketh
Providence mid major light
Huskies persevere

 

[F101Voodoo]

Fry the Friars
Huskies to play on fire
Squash PC desire

 

[jayteeman]

Friars no prayer
You can get on bended knee
Dogs will give penance

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Gampel will be loud
Huskies will be oh so tough
Friars in trouble

No Liam, but there
Is a very worthy bench
Ready to step up

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Fry the Friars
Huskies to play on fire
Squash PC desire

Check your second line
Think it needs a syllable
Make it count seven

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

So my question is
When you're in the off season
Is this how you talk

Only on Game Day,
with rare exceptions,
like here,
next day explaining

Is this a habit
That controls your every day
Communications

Is it your habit
to ask questions without a
punctuation mark?

 

[Samoo]

Only on Game Day,
with rare exceptions,
like here,
next day explaining


Is it your habit
to ask questions without a
punctuation mark?

The man is true to
His strict pedantic methods
I can respect that

 

[6Nattys4Us]

A tale of two halves
Sixty points was quite a treat
In Hurley we trust

 

[bluestreak]

Only on Game Day,
with rare exceptions,
like here,
next day explaining


Is it your habit
to ask questions without a
punctuation mark?

Wasn't sure if ?
counted as a syllable.
wouldn't break the rules