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Dearest all great and powerful Oz Sankey,
Let’s face it, your conference has gotten too strong. Sure Texas brought in a lot of $$$, but you added the #1 team in the country. It’s taking a toll on your success. VANDERBILT KNOCKED OFF YOUR TOP TEAM. Even Arkansas isnt the reliable doormat it once was. Yes, Greg, the call is coming from inside the house.
Because of these conference losses,
THE BIG 10 IS GOING TO HAVE 3 OF THE TOP 5 TEAMS.
3 of the 5.
This is where your good friends up North can help you. I know we crushed your little rebellion awhile back, and it’s time for us Yanks to make it up to you.
Thus, we humbly offer ourselves as your football doormat. Your conference needs easy league games, and we are glad to pick up Vandy and Soo Wee Pig’s slot.
And as a bonus we will help your lagging MCBB league. Plus you already know our reputation in surging women’s basketball.
You get some much needed conference wins in FB, your basketball greatly improves, and we get a conference. Everyone wins! (We will even play a FB game in NYC for media exposure.)
Humbly yours,
Your pal & goodest boy,
Jonathan
Let’s face it, your conference has gotten too strong. Sure Texas brought in a lot of $$$, but you added the #1 team in the country. It’s taking a toll on your success. VANDERBILT KNOCKED OFF YOUR TOP TEAM. Even Arkansas isnt the reliable doormat it once was. Yes, Greg, the call is coming from inside the house.
Because of these conference losses,
THE BIG 10 IS GOING TO HAVE 3 OF THE TOP 5 TEAMS.
3 of the 5.
This is where your good friends up North can help you. I know we crushed your little rebellion awhile back, and it’s time for us Yanks to make it up to you.
Thus, we humbly offer ourselves as your football doormat. Your conference needs easy league games, and we are glad to pick up Vandy and Soo Wee Pig’s slot.
And as a bonus we will help your lagging MCBB league. Plus you already know our reputation in surging women’s basketball.
You get some much needed conference wins in FB, your basketball greatly improves, and we get a conference. Everyone wins! (We will even play a FB game in NYC for media exposure.)
Humbly yours,
Your pal & goodest boy,
Jonathan
