I was down south - deep country, just a little north of the Darien Gap at the corner of South Broad and Pattison when a couple dudes tried to clock me from behind as I was walking into an Giants-Eagles game wearing my all cotton deep navy universal sex embroidered UConn baseball cap.
Any number of pivotal moments in a man’s timeline can be linked to having just the right thing to wear for the challenges at hand. The right outerwear, for starters, is essential. What protected me in this ambush was my British SBS Canoe Smock ($379) from J Peckerman. With an extremely dense layer for blocking wind, water and assaults from unruly miscreants, the Canoe Smock has an ROI that is nearly infinite when tested in the wilds of opposing stadiums. The stealth advantage here is the fabric swells when wet from beverage spills, beer throws and even rain, making the yarns even more densely packed together. But consider, when your life flashes before your eyes, you’ll want the method of survival in easy reach. This is where these pockets come in, at chest and waist. A small utility pocket on the hood fits a compass nicely. And should you find the need to clamber over rocks (or garbage, rubble or rows of pack high priced stadium seating) you’ll be glad to know the elbows are reinforced too.
British SBS Canoe Smock (No. 6980) painstakingly reproduced from the post-war military canoe smock made only for the Special Boat Service of the British Special Forces. Pullover style and raglan sleeve for easy on and off. Two bellowed chest pockets (one slanted for easy access) with drainage holes. Reinforced facings at chest pockets. Two large pleated hand pockets. Gusseted storm flap at hood. Contrasted lined hood. Adjustable waist and hem. Metal grommets. Cotton braided draw cord. Wood stopper, Imported.
Let me know if anyone needs a Canoe Smock, pretty much 3.5 Billion people should get one according to the analysis I have run. DM me, I have three left to offload.