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doggydaddy

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I'll start. No negative thoughts allowed.

Stef loses 20 lbs and actually does become the 2nd best center in the country averaging 15 points and 9 rebounds a game.

Kelly works all summer on her outside shot and it actually helps, and she averages 12 points, 7 rebounds, 4 assist and shoots 40% from the 3 point line.

Caroline has the additional rehab time, regains her quickness and stamina. She also regains her shooting touch and averages 8 points, 4 assists on 40% shooting on 3 pointers.

KML becomes a 1st string AA, averaging 16 points, 6 rebounds on 45% shooting on 3's.

Bria becomes a 1st string AA, averaing 16 points, 6 assists on 40% shooting on 3's.

Ok...that is the starters.

Now off the bench -

Stokes has a breakout soph season with 9 points and 8 rebounds and 2 blocks a game.

Banks contriutes with 3 steals a game and great 1-1 defense. Oh yeah, 6 points, 3 rebounds and 3 assists a game.

Tuck is a 1st team BE freshman averaging 8 points, 6 rebounds and fights for her minutes.

Jefferson is so quick, she can turn off the lights and get into bed before it is dark (thanks Satchel Page). She averages 8 points, 4 assists and 3 steals.

Stewart is BE FOY, National FOY and 1st team BE, 2nd team AA. She averages 13 points and 8 rebounds along with 3 blocks a game.

Buck and Engeln get worn out giving high fives and only play a few minutes a game.

I believe that is 101 points a game. Might be too low.
 

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Buck and Engeln get at least 10 minutes a game because we're up by 50 at the end of the second media timeout.
 

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But can we beat Baylor? I say no in the first game, but yes in the FF. That is barring injuriest.
 

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I'll have another!!!
 

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Let's go big time: There will be 2 All-American lists next year--the UConn list and the non-UConn list. There will be 5 players on each.
 
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Stef loses 20 lbs and actually does become the 2nd best center in the country averaging 15 points and 9 rebounds a game.

2nd? Not very TonyC like.
And TonyC on steroids would say she's not only the best center in the country, but the best in the world.
 

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I make it 111, but who's counting? (And this from the usually calm and cautious DoggyDaddy. Whew!
 

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In total seriousness I expect the duo of Bria and Kaleena to average 35 ppg between them. I avoid predictions about freshmen because they are freshmen and I avoid predictions for other players because they are not.
 
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But can we beat Baylor? I say no in the first game, but yes in the FF. That is barring injuriest.

I think we beat Baylor twice next year in two very close games. Yes, I'm trying to be objective, but I still feel we have the team to beat a Griner led Baylor team. Something great is about to happen at UCONN.
 

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Not to be negative, just an observation. If we are gonna score 111 pts and still pull down 47+ rebounds.......our shooting percentage is gonna be pretty low. ;)
 

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What is with all the negativity in this thread?!!! I thought this was a Uconn message board, and I come in and see these disheartening comments about inferior offensive output, freshman underperforming, upperclassmen shooting low percentages. Ugh.
Where is Tony C when we need him?!
 

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I didn't say TonyC on acid!

I think I see TonyC, on one of the little mountaintops....

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Predition: Heather Buck becomes the starting center...(on senior night).
 

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If Tony C is on steroids, I predict he'll look like this:

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VAMike23

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Does anyone see the elephant with the giant eyeballs, purple trunk, and the Elvis haircut.

So I guess those meds really are workin' for ya...!!

:D

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Does anyone see the elephant with the giant eyeballs, purple trunk, and the Elvis haircut.
I can't make out the haircut, so my meds must be a little different. :D
 
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