The Official 'nova Haiku Thread

[Dove]

No Pinnone to help.
Huskies destroying the foes.
A sled on fire!!

 

[drayenob]

Nova, you are not
kings of the hill anymore
Now, out of my way!

 

[Malamute]

It’s not what you do
Ryan, Collin not walking
It’s how you do it

 

[Get a Job]

This is more like it!
With the mojo now restored
We can beat Nova

 

[tcf15]

The bear's well rested
but hungry again. Ready
to feast on some cats.

 

[Hey Adrien!]

The lines have been cut.
Preparing for rivalry.
Cocaine bear can’t stop!

 

[Letsgohuskies11]

Pink Popped Collars
Wildcat fans drink Peroni
Uconn will win huge

 

[JakeTheDog]

If Kerry Kittles
Had ‘S’ preceding his names
He’s Skerry Skittles

 

[CL82]

Haiku starts game day!
Not one second before that!
Adhere to the rules!

But Dove got it right,
Started thread in the morning,
So mojo preserved.

Villanova next.
They kept our seat warm for us.
Thanks, we’ve got it now.

 

[HuskyHawk]

Nova, a hot girl
In Planet of the Apes with Chuck
Change my mind Huskies

 

[jayteeman]

Wildcats from now on
Will finally be extinct
In Connecticut

 

[elmcityboy]

the line's fourteen points?
we have nova's kryptonite
coach kimani young

 

[OkaForPrez]

Just say no to drugs.
Bears are okay but it does
depend on the bear.

 

[BlueMAB]

They think they can win
But Sanogo knows better
He knows they cannot

 

[Son of Robert]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know
thought the game was yesterday
drove up to XL

No vibe on the street
looking around, wondering
Oh, derrrrrrrrrrrrrr, not today

outta the house though
went and had some good tacos
no bad mojo here

 

[RedDog]

Nova coach Neptune
He may be out of this world
He’s not Mr Wright

Samson Johnson’s out
It could be the injury
Or flying SouthWest

 

[david]

Shame on Kyle Neptune,
Turning Wright's super-nova,
into some brown dwarfs

 

[storrsroars]

Neptune thinks his team
Can win. Hurley says put that
Thought in Uranus.

 

[August_West]

Does Kerry kittles
wear one sock up one sock down?
Socks stink either way

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Pink Popped Collars
Wildcat fans drink Peroni
Uconn will win huge

"Popped" ain't like "worsted"
That leaves your first line one short
And today's Game Day

Nova, a hot girl
In Planet of the Apes with Chuck
Change my mind Huskies

Why change your mind when
It's line 2 that needs changing
Not even "Chuck" worked

At sundown, I light
Dad's memorial candle
Gone 25 years

60 years ago
He brought me to Greer Field House
My first Husky games

I've seen 4 NCs
He never even saw one
(so far as I know)

His fellow Topper
(North End Hartford guys made good)
Was Harry Gampel

 

[DALTX]

Yes Calcaterra
No Arcidiacano
Huskies larrup 'cats

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Tell me it was a
Busy day at work without
Literally telling:

Almost 4 in the
Evening and no haiku. But
Mojo never sleeps...

 

[awfuldan]

Their point guard Daniels
Got beat by Kevin Ollie
Been around awhile

 

[Ewekon]

No cat scratch fever
Huskies way too cool for that
But still, are on fire

Her name was Tonia
Playful Nova grad girl
Got to pet her "cat"

 

[Kolumbo]

nova, a.k.a.
placeholder for Beast of East
HUSKIES UCONN Woof!

 

[Dove]

Thought game's at 7.
Oh well, second half will rock.
Can't go back in time.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Tell me it was a
Busy day at work without
Literally telling:

Almost 4 in the
Evening and no haiku. But
Mojo never sleeps...

Try this on for size:
Tell me without telling me
Today was busy

Almost 4pm
Before you got to haiku
But mojo abides

Her name was Tonia
Playful Nova grad girl
Got to pet her "cat"

A careless error:
Perhaps too excited by
pre-loaded punchline?