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Message: [QUOTE="prankster, post: 4242791, member: 14"] Dumpster is Mark Emmert's fluffer. The SOB. He abandons his post at just the time he is required to do his former job. Not with a, "I think I am hanging them up at the end of this season", back in 2021. Nope, the inflamed pustule waits until the last minute, says his homeys aren't around anymore, and then says he hasn't got the energy, or something. What a pathetic excuse for a man. There is such a thing as "low T". But Dumpster is the poster child for "No-T". One would have to have one's male bag surgically removed and start mainlineing estrogen to get where he is, today. Then, having exited (rather publicly) stage left, the louse keeps coming back here, again and again, telling everyone what a bad job we are doing, trying to clean up the mess he created. Can you imagine a co-worker, blowing up a project by not doing anything for 365 days, quitting the week before the project is due, saying "Well, I've done nothing to further the effort. Basically been shoplifting my paycheck for.the past year. You dopes are on your own." And then keep coming back to the office for two weeks, helping himself to coffee and stealing your muffins, while telling you all how you stuck at picking up the pieces he left scattered all over the place. Well, that is precisely what that hemorrhoidic anal pore has done. And now he has the temerity to show up and claim that by doing NOTHING now, he is somehow fulfilling his job responsibilities. Poor swami is too steeped in his senile dementia to even know what decade he is in. No doubt his long suffering daughter is busy trying to maintain some semblance of his online presence, in between emptying his drool cup. Dumpster, that smear of dog poop on the bottom of your shoes, has been hung. He refuses to either abide by his sentence, or to just go away. (Both of which amount to the same thing, in practice.) So we are stuck with him. It is as though someone dumped an entire bottle of that fart smell stuff on your living room couch. You just cannot escape the foul smell he left. Look, you toadstools have become a big part of the problem. These conciliatory posts of yours just have to stop (Adherance to the sentencing is a big part of what makes this MOJO world go around.). Caustic, unrelenting insults and derision are what is required (under what passes for law around here). Charlie Sheen Winning did not happen by you doofusses hanging around, giving Dumpster's testiculos a tongue bath. Senhor did not propel us to a title because everybody sat around, thinking to themselves "Geez, a Brazilian male pouch with feet! That's pretty funny!" No! It takes hard work and commitment to hang another banner in the rafters of Gampel. And you guys better get after it. We are already days behind. A Japanese rock demon of death is prowling the earth. And NOBODY is attending to business. Dumpster is hanging around, still posting. He is virtually guaranteeing a first round blowout loss to Eastern West Virginia State University at Cornhole, or whoever it is we are playing. And you guys are encouraging him. I can't even! [/QUOTE]

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