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Message: [QUOTE="RockyMTblue2, post: 3511055, member: 250"] Another little bit of Shelter In Place humor: [B]Day 1, I can do This!! Got enough food & wine to last a month! Day 2, Opening my 8th bottle of wine. I fear wine supplies might not last ! Day 3, Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who knew?? Day 4, 8 pm. Removed my day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas!! Day 5, Today tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots !! Day 6, I get to take out the Garbage. I'm so excited, I can't decide what to wear. Day 7, Laughing way too much at my own jokes!! Day 8, Went to a new restaurant called the Kitchen. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal , I have no clue how this place is still in business. Day 9, I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight I am getting all dressed up and going bar hopping. Day 10, Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice speaking to a web designer. Day 11, Isolation is hard, I swear my fridge just said what the hell do you want now? Day 12, I realized why dogs get so excited about anything moving outside, going for walks, or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel. Day 13, If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you cannot touch your face. Day 14, Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3 to 1. Day 15, Anybody else feel like they have cooked dinner 395 times this month already?[/B] [/QUOTE]