Tenn Limericks

[Vowelguy]

Last week was just for training
This one needs no explaining
You must help the mojo
By mocking the evil O
And creating a poem entertaining

 

[Vowelguy]

There once was a dude named Luigi
Who had the style and moves of a Bee Gee
His teams crushed the lady vol
With their team basketball
And mopped up the remains with a squeegee

 

[pacific 44]

Oh those tennessee voles
Around # twenty in the polls
But when Uconn wins
Erasing their untoothy grins
It'll destroy their Polls and their souls

 

[Vowelguy]

There once was a boy from Montella
No joke, he was quite the fine fella
His team flew southward
And turned them vols into cowards
So much that their Orange went yella

 

[Vancat]

There once was a team under Summit
on banjos Rocky Top they did strum it
In years past we have fallen
But kept on with the ballin'
And our team can beat theirs now, dadgummit!

 

[Vancat]

Oh those tennessee voles
Around # twenty in the polls
But when Uconn wins
Erasing their untoothy grins
It'll destroy their Polls and their souls

 

[Bigboote]

There once was a team in orange

Aw, @@!**$

 

[Vowelguy]

There once was a girl from Minnesota
Whose NIL included a Toyota
She scored 42
Leaving the orange fans blue
Completing a perfect Husky coda

 

[Vowelguy]

There once was a team in orange

There once was a team in orange
That seemed to be afflicted with mange
They lost by 34
But it could’ve been more
and they went back to grazing the range

 

[CL82]

This ends the thread of limerick.
A new tradition that died pretty quick.
You thought it was boss,
But it caused a loss,
Thus, as tradition, it will not stick.