Tenn Limericks

[Vowelguy]

Last week was just for training
This one needs no explaining
You must help the mojo
By mocking the evil O
And creating a poem entertaining

 

[Vowelguy]

There once was a dude named Luigi
Who had the style and moves of a Bee Gee
His teams crushed the lady vol
With their team basketball
And mopped up the remains with a squeegee

 

[pacific 44]

Oh those tennessee voles
Around # twenty in the polls
But when Uconn wins
Erasing their untoothy grins
It'll destroy their Polls and their souls

 

[Vowelguy]

There once was a boy from Montella
No joke, he was quite the fine fella
His team flew southward
And turned them vols into cowards
So much that their Orange went yella