Sylvia Fowles....from possible MVP to WHAT?

[Blakeon18]

Sylvia Fowles is studying to become an embalmer

Sylvia apparently has some future plans that won't have her looking up to the rim but down.
She is taking courses to be an embalmer....yikes!

 

[j66kicker]

Sylvia Fowles is studying to become an embalmer

Sylvia apparently has some future plans that won't have her looking up to the rim but down.
She is taking courses to be an embalmer....yikes!

I sense a new nickname may emerge

 

[Vowelguy]

I sense a new nickname may emerge

If she could do thunderous dunks, they could call her the emBOMBer.

 

[Jackalope]

If she could do thunderous dunks, they could call her the emBOMBer.

Come 'on. This one is too easy. The Undertaker. Although that might be trademarked.

 

[Vowelguy]

I think every time she blocks a shot, she should yell "MORTUARY!"

 

[Orangutan]

Come 'on. This one is too easy. The Undertaker. Although that might be trademarked.

 

[dogfan96]

Sylvia Fowles is studying to become an embalmer

Sylvia apparently has some future plans that won't have her looking up to the rim but down.
She is taking courses to be an embalmer....yikes!

Well, she'll always be able to find work. That's for sure.

 

[mbr33ct]

Well, she'll always be able to find work. That's for sure.

Why, because they're dying to get in there?

 

[JordyG]

If she could do thunderous dunks, they could call her the emBOMBer.

Why, because they're dying to get in there?

Y'all just stop before it's too late.

 

[JordyG]

Nicknames. Let's see.

Deadeye.

Fouler Fowles.

The Horror.

More?

 

[CTBballfan243]

That's kind of a dead end job isn't it?

 

[mbr33ct]

After a grueling game on the basketball court, I bet Fowles will grab a cold one after the game.

 

[YellwJcket999]

It is fairly lucrative. Your customers don't complain. You don't take the work home with you. No conference calls, emails.
People are just dying to get in. What more could you ask for?

 

[Vowelguy]

You don't take the work home with you.

Well some people do.
But what goes on there is illegal in 47 states.