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[August_West]

hey bro. I need your mailing address.
I have 6 lbs of homemade oven roasted turkey breast I have no real use for.

I don't know why but I have a suspicion that your fetish with rubbing turkey on your genitalia regions isn't just a mojo thing and that there is some kind of s&m pleasure/pain craziness going .

I think you will put it to better use than I can.

I'll even slice it for you on my excellent slicer. Just let me know what slice thickness is desirable for pleasure.

"50 shades of Bird"

 

[ctchamps]

hey bro. I need your mailing address.
I have 6 lbs of homemade oven roasted turkey breast I have no real use for.

I don't know why but I have a suspicion that your fetish with rubbing turkey on your genitalia regions isn't just a mojo thing and that there is some kind of s&m pleasure/pain craziness going .

I think you will put it to better use than I can.

I'll even slice it for you on my excellent slicer. Just let me know what slice thickness is desirable for pleasure.

"50 shades of Bird"

Hope you're just talking about the turkey.

 

[superjohn]

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[tykurez]

What are you going to do w/ the leftover ketchup?!

 

[CL82]

hey bro. I need your mailing address.
I have 6 lbs of homemade oven roasted turkey breast I have no real use for.

I don't know why but I have a suspicion that your fetish with rubbing turkey on your genitalia regions isn't just a mojo thing and that there is some kind of s&m pleasure/pain craziness going .

I think you will put it to better use than I can.

I'll even slice it for you on my excellent slicer. Just let me know what slice thickness is desirable for pleasure.

"50 shades of Bird"

Leftover mojo bird?! See now if you'd finished that off.....