Seton Hall haiku

[Get a Job]

March is approaching
UConn's time is upon us
Make Pirates walk plank

 

[Get a Job]

Son of a biznitch
I thought it was midnight! Crap!
Mods, delay one hour!

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Premature haiku?
I think there’s treatment for that
No embarassment

Thanks, tip the waitress
And be sure to try the veal
I’ll be here all week

 

[WeAreUCONN]

This is my shot
UConn WIN, I think NOT
The ball won’t go in
But they’ll keep trying
If I said UConn would win
I’d be lying
The Hall is for real
So you better be prepared
Another L is coming
Don’t be scared
We’re used to losing
It’s in our blood
Loss after loss
Hurley is still the Boss
UConn UConn UConn

 

[Scottobot]

Shiver me Timbers
A Husky wants a cracker
pirates walk the plank

 

[UCLJ0211]

This is my shot
UConn WIN, I think NOT
The ball won’t go in
But they’ll keep trying
If I said UConn would win
I’d be lying
The Hall is for real
So you better be prepared
Another L is coming
Don’t be scared
We’re used to losing
It’s in our blood
Loss after loss
Hurley is still the Boss
UConn UConn UConn

You butchered this one
First time posting a haiku?
Killing the mojo

 

[jayteeman]

Game will play this way
Dogs will mark Hall up and down
And make a Hall mess

 

[Malamute]

Last game a shipwreck
This time pirates walk the plank
Sea of blue awaits

 

[Doctor Hoop]

They’re from New Jersey
It’s America’s armpit
Huskies show they stink

 

[XLCenterFan]

Mini DH here
We can’t lose with two of us
Year five of rebuild

 

[Hey Adrien!]

South Orange: their home.
Citruses time in season
ends today in Storrs.

 

[Umami Zen]

First win of next five
No excuses-No more jive
Gampel-Be alive!

Seton stole last one
Should have won-Losing not fun
We win by a ton.

 

[Apollo]

By the final score
The pirates should look like this,
A husky chew toy

 

[OkaForPrez]

Jordan gets thirty,
Andre gets dirty. Richmond
quiet as a mouse.

 

[drayenob]

Revenge at Gampel
No mercy, no excuses
Embarrass the hall

 

[Dove]

No chance for Pirates.
Not even when our dogs have
seven days of rust.

 

[freescooter]

Win or lose to Hall
Matters not at all. We need
Tide to win for NET.

 

[Son of Robert]

We will own the day
rising fast near season's end
UConn on a roll

 

[David 76]

We call out the Hall
Huskies correct past mistakes
By beatin' Seton

 

[Kolumbo]

Huskies win today
Movin on up to 5th place
While Hall takes the fall

 

[DALTX]

Pirates on the shore
Huskies howl and bark with pride
Defending their turf

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

March is approaching
UConn's time is upon us
Make Pirates walk plank

Son of a biznitch
I thought it was midnight! Crap!
Mods, delay one hour!

This is my shot
UConn WIN, I think NOT
The ball won’t go in
But they’ll keep trying
If I said UConn would win
I’d be lying
The Hall is for real
So you better be prepared
Another L is coming
Don’t be scared
We’re used to losing
It’s in our blood
Loss after loss
Hurley is still the Boss
UConn UConn UConn

South Orange: their home.
Citruses time in season
ends today in Storrs.

Oy: too-early posts,
Ambiguous syllables,
and my own lateness

Add resident troll
Plural versus possessive
This thread is a mess

Coaches & players
Needed for strong second half
Fans: First do no harm

Six days with no game,
Plus Boneyard pessimism
Weakens the mojo

Powerful half two
Needed for team momentum
One game at a time