Serious question. How long does Jonathan XIV get?0

[ThabeetDown]

I was talking to someone at the dog park on Saturday and it got me thinking. This is Year 47 (in dog years) of his Husky regime. If we are not a better good boy by next year does he get another? The guy was saying Jonathan XIII is in year 69 (nice) and is still a very good boy. My view was given the good boyness he needs at least until 2020. But Jonathan XIII was A. a total good boy and B. Hard not to love. Dog programs can go from bark to woof in one year. By next year Jonathan XIV will have had 51. Does he need to fetch something serious by then? Does he need to do it this year?

 

[Husky25]

What language did Google translate this from?

 

[HuskyAlum012]

What language did Google translate this from?

 

[pj]

I think it's too early to judge Jonathan XIV. Any inadequacies may be the fault of his strength, conditioning, and pooping trainer. Maybe we should try a new trainer before asking Jonathan to transfer down a level to Northeastern.

 

[raf46]

I was talking to someone at the dog park on Saturday and it got me thinking. This is Year 47 (in dog years) of his Husky regime. If we are not a better good boy by next year does he get another? The guy was saying Jonathan XIII is in year 69 (nice) and is still a very good boy. My view was given the good boyness he needs at least until 2020. But Jonathan XIII was A. a total good boy and B. Hard not to love. Dog programs can go from bark to woof in one year. By next year Jonathan XIV will have had 51. Does he need to fetch something serious by then? Does he need to do it this year?

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[Husky25]

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Clearly.

 

[Palatine]

When he starts defecating on the sideline, he's out. Next dog up.

 

[Chin Diesel]

I think it's too early to judge Jonathan XIV. Any inadequacies may be the fault of his strength, conditioning, and pooping trainer. Maybe we should try a new trainer before asking Jonathan to transfer down a level to Northeastern.

Put him on a dynovite diet. All those XM satellite commercials can't be wrong.

 

[CL82]

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Well that was a classical response.

 

[UCDaveD]

The 0 at the end of the title makes it great.

 

[McLovin]

I was talking to someone at the dog park on Saturday and it got me thinking. This is Year 47 (in dog years) of his Husky regime. If we are not a better good boy by next year does he get another? The guy was saying Jonathan XIII is in year 69 (nice) and is still a very good boy. My view was given the good boyness he needs at least until 2020. But Jonathan XIII was A. a total good boy and B. Hard not to love. Dog programs can go from bark to woof in one year. By next year Jonathan XIV will have had 51. Does he need to fetch something serious by then? Does he need to do it this year?

Since Hurley took over, Jonathan hasn't been able to sign us a single five star recruit. It's championship or bust for him this year. I think if we don't win it all, Benedict will have no choice but to put him down to save his own job and the reputation of our program. How many more chances could he really give Jonathan at this point? It's been over 35 dog years since our last title.

 

[HuskyHawk]

What language did Google translate this from?

Freescooterese.

 

[whaler11]

bark to woof is funny

 

[huskyinfl]

What if Jonathan needs neck surgery?

 

[CTMike]

Depends if he’s hit with a Show Paws from the National Canine Athletic Association.

 

[businesslawyer]

Depends if he’s hit with a Show Paws from the National Canine Athletic Association.

Ouch. I'm just jealous I didn't think of that pun first.

 

[Fairfield_1st]

Jonathan XIII may have been a good boy, but he left the cupboard empty with nothing for XIV to fetch. You can't replenish the fetchable items in just 4 dog years. He's got to have more time. He has pulled in a top 25 load of sticks and balls, so I'm confident he'll get it done.

 

[selles]

Jonathan XIV lacks commitment. Too much hanging with Chief and the bitches.

 

[CL82]

Depends if he’s hit with a Show Paws from the National Canine Athletic Association.

I was debating about making a KO reference but decided to pass on it. To be honest, I wouldn't have done it this well anyways.

[hat tip]