Something is happening, this time it's real.
http://www.bigten.org/uconn
Maybe if we convince all the gullible UConn fans to continue to click on the link and search for Uconn in the B1G, then they will add us just to increase the Internet traffic. I can see it now, the B1G issues a statement: (Warning this is a joke, not an actual BIG Ten statement).
"In spite of recent upsurge in internet traffic, retweets and retwats, the creation rumor mills and puppy mills, repeated crashes in our servers, and increased secondary inquiry e-mails by knowledge-limited bloggers and supposedly respected media outlets, the BIG Ten Conference has no intention to expand at this time and has not made commutable offers to any unofficial offical members. In addtion, The BIG Ten has not created pages devoted to teams belonging outside the conference. Our conference must insist that searching for things that don't exist is reserved for other conference websites, please refer to
www.WAC.org/nonexistent. However, the Big Ten Conference will begin creating faux search pages to appease those interested in being perspective members of the BIG Ten Conference. However, the Rutgers page will not feature the link to "national championship trophies" like the one located on the University of Connecticut page. The BIG Ten Conference will not acknowledge further inquiries unless the inquiry refers to increasing revenue. Please title all inquiries as "I plan on offering the Big Ten Conference $$$$$....". Thank you for your continued interest in the self-acclaimed best conference in American collegiate athletics."
