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I'm done with it.
Literally, I'm finishing the last of the 12 pack I bought for Thursday night's game.
Figuratively, I'm never buying it again. This isn't because I want to drink some fruity beer--Sam Cherry Wheat or Blue Moon (these beers are also garbage)--but because I neither find it helpful to the mojo nor do I like the beer.
I'm going to replace it with a good IPA for the spring next year. Rolling Rock had some good times. I drank it during some good moments. I drank it 2009 against Mizzou. I drank it when they played Syracuse in the 2011 BET semis. I drank it 2011 against Arizona.
But are far too many games I didn't drink it and things went well.
I didn't drink in in 1999--I was too young.
I didn't drink it during any 2004 game. I was on The Boneyard then, but not indoctrinated.
I didn't drink it against UK--at an airport--nor against Butler (I was in a Seattle bar and they didn't have it).
I did drink it against Mason. I did drink it against Iowa State.
Perhaps most damning, I did drink it against San Diego.
Goodbye Rolling Rock. I'll finish this swill, and then move on to a more enjoyable experience.
Literally, I'm finishing the last of the 12 pack I bought for Thursday night's game.
Figuratively, I'm never buying it again. This isn't because I want to drink some fruity beer--Sam Cherry Wheat or Blue Moon (these beers are also garbage)--but because I neither find it helpful to the mojo nor do I like the beer.
I'm going to replace it with a good IPA for the spring next year. Rolling Rock had some good times. I drank it during some good moments. I drank it 2009 against Mizzou. I drank it when they played Syracuse in the 2011 BET semis. I drank it 2011 against Arizona.
But are far too many games I didn't drink it and things went well.
I didn't drink in in 1999--I was too young.
I didn't drink it during any 2004 game. I was on The Boneyard then, but not indoctrinated.
I didn't drink it against UK--at an airport--nor against Butler (I was in a Seattle bar and they didn't have it).
I did drink it against Mason. I did drink it against Iowa State.
Perhaps most damning, I did drink it against San Diego.
Goodbye Rolling Rock. I'll finish this swill, and then move on to a more enjoyable experience.